So im thinking about joining the Free and accepted Masons. Been to a few lodge meetings and bunch of great guys. Any Masons on here that wana give their two cents?
Freemasons?!
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Go to Denver international airport. Prepare to be creeped out.
yeah, go down to Meth Park and talk to those nice gents there...I'm sure they can direct you.
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!
There's a reason to boycott them right there.
No cinderblock tied to the Jimmy?
Christ almighty, tough for noobs there, that's no paddling of the swollen arse.
Sounds like guys that never grew out of the frat boy phase...
Satanic Frat Boys?
"In 1791, Pierre Charles L'Enfante(the designer, who was a Freemason), laid out Governmental Center of Washington, D.C., he planned more than just streets, roads, and buildings. He hid certain occultic magical symbols in the layout of U.S. Governmental Center. When these symbols are united they become one large Luciferic, or occultic, symbol."
"In the street layout of Washington D.C., the fifth point is the White House, a symbol placement which represents the intention that the spirit and the mind of Lucifer will be permanently residing in the White House. The map I found isn't all that accurate as far as the streets are concerned, but it will have to do."
The White House makes up the southern most tip of the Goathead.
"In 1791, Pierre Charles L'Enfante(the designer, who was a Freemason), laid out Governmental Center of Washington, D.C., he planned more than just streets, roads, and buildings. He hid certain occultic magical symbols in the layout of U.S. Governmental Center. When these symbols are united they become one large Luciferic, or occultic, symbol."
"In the street layout of Washington D.C., the fifth point is the White House, a symbol placement which represents the intention that the spirit and the mind of Lucifer will be permanently residing in the White House. The map I found isn't all that accurate as far as the streets are concerned, but it will have to do."
The White House makes up the southern most tip of the Goathead.
the jack the ripper murders were performed by two freemasons with ties to the queen.
secret society stuff is not cool.
secret society stuff is not cool.
Be a Shriner. Then you get a cool hat.
edit: oh wait you have to be a mason anyway.
Just got to the thrift store and buy a fez and its all good.
edit: oh wait you have to be a mason anyway.
Just got to the thrift store and buy a fez and its all good.
Johnny Depp fan eh..?
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not sure about the depp thing. i have a friend that i work with who is a wealth of useless information. he's a big geek on the jack the ripper stuff and has about 10 books on his bookshelf. he went into the whole discertation yesterday when i asked what a "cabletoe" was.
nearly every US president has ties to the masons as well.
That right there is a reason to distrust the masons.nearly every US president has ties to the masons as well.
Serious question to those fo you who are masons or are thinking of joining: What do you get out of it?
Power to control EVERYTHING!!
Maybe they get a secret decoder ring?
The masons that I knew in the military were always trying to get people to join.
And when people asked what they could get out of it, the masons were like "just join and see".
sounds fruity to me.
And when people asked what they could get out of it, the masons were like "just join and see".
sounds fruity to me.
I bet a Jehova's Witness Mason, that sells Amway would have like NO friends.....
I want to be a Stonecutter.....those guys have all the fun.....
Jehovah's witness/Scientologist Mason
How to become a Mason
"Membership is open to men age 18 and older who believe in a Supreme Being and meet the qualifications and standards. Men of all ethnic and religious backgrounds are welcome."
dmn! guess I'm not welcome in the She-Woman Hatin' man's club. Guess I'm off to start a lesbian witch club.
Their values
"Tolerance
The fraternity values religious, ethnic, cultural, social, and educational differences. We respect the opinions of others and strive to improve and develop as human beings. "
but not atheists. atheists are evil.
"Membership is open to men age 18 and older who believe in a Supreme Being and meet the qualifications and standards. Men of all ethnic and religious backgrounds are welcome."
dmn! guess I'm not welcome in the She-Woman Hatin' man's club. Guess I'm off to start a lesbian witch club.
Their values
"Tolerance
The fraternity values religious, ethnic, cultural, social, and educational differences. We respect the opinions of others and strive to improve and develop as human beings. "
but not atheists. atheists are evil.
What the LPFC isn't good enough for you?
I want to be involved in as many clubs that won't have me....just to pss them off.
for example...
I am an atheist and an ordained minister.
no lie.
for example...
I am an atheist and an ordained minister.
no lie.
I'll second that.
Then you could get a more fitting title of choir boy.:biggrin:
So to get back to the original question, the general feeling here is that the Free Masons are "teh ghey"?
I think the real question should be: do the freemasons actively practice the weaver stance?
No dummy. They do the elephant line to prove that they're comfortable with it and NOT GHEY.
Mormonism=Bastard child of Christianity and Freemasonry.
Weird stuff.
Weird stuff.
oh, that would make sense...
anyone else seen the uber secretive Mormon temple in DC?
You're only allowed in if you're a Mormon AND in good standing.
anyone else seen the uber secretive Mormon temple in DC?
You're only allowed in if you're a Mormon AND in good standing.
All mo-mo temples are like that.
They have lots of fun Masonic ceremonies inside, as well as tons of Freemasonry symbols adorning everything.
They like to deny Joseph Smith was a Freemason, and that much of the religion is derived from it.
Crab people, crab people, taste like crab, talk like people.
I wonder if he used the weaver stance.
I've saved these pictures from a site...
