Yesterday my friend at work came and farted real loud in my cube. the girl that sits next to me ratted me out saying it was me. 
sometimes its hard to be nice...
sometimes its hard to be nice...frickin weak
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Go and fart in hers. That'll show her to rat you out.
i put a booger in her phone ear piece... its still the principle...
**** am I glad Im not confined to a cube like some kind of hamster.
What do you mean "ratted you out"? Was your boss informed and did you receive some sort of reprimand? If not, don't sweat it. Girls already know how disgusting and loathsome we are without us having to tell them so. Your friend actually did you a favor by helping to lower the girl's expectations. Now you can loudly fart yourself drunk and not have to worry about her thinking any less of you.
yeah i am escaping in january... i work with everyone who is willing to work 90 hours a week to drive a BMW 7 series. they have no life outside the office. that and nobody knows how to have a good time around here, so i liven up the party and its frowned upon saying that im fooling around and affecting their cash flow. pretty lame way to live.
yup just got pulled into the Directors office and was told i need to clean up my act. it wasnt even me... haha
You should have corrected him, replying that it was your drawers rather than your act that was in need of cleaning.yup just got pulled into the Directors office and was told i need to clean up my act. it wasnt even me... haha
Then you need this for the office,
and this for your director.
and this for your director.
i have one of the machines... used it earlier this year and the girl (retard) though i did something to her computer...
So I am going to need you to work Saturday, yeaaaahh. And whats this about your TPS reports? Did you hear we have a new cover sheet? Yeaaaahhh...
ive got one of those, there hilarious. even the dog freaks outThen you need this for the office,
and this for your director.
