OK I got a good chuckle, hope you all enjoy this joke ~ Rhino
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural
Kentucky . He shot and dropped a bird, but it
fell into a farmer's field on the other side of
a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence,
an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and
asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it
fell in this field and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property,
and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the
best trial attorneys in the United States and
if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you
and take everything you own.
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently,
you don't know how we settle disputes in the
country. We settle small disagreements like
this with the "Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the ' Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute
occurs on my land, first I kick you three times
and then you kick me three times and so on
back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed
contest and decided that he could easily take
the old codger. After all, how hard could he kick,
So he agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the
tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first
kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot
into the lawyer's groin and dropped
him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff
sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his
mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the
farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him
face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and
managed to get onto feet. Wiping his face with
the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, old man
.... Now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up.
You can have the duck."
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural
Kentucky . He shot and dropped a bird, but it
fell into a farmer's field on the other side of
a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence,
an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and
asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it
fell in this field and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property,
and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the
best trial attorneys in the United States and
if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you
and take everything you own.
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently,
you don't know how we settle disputes in the
country. We settle small disagreements like
this with the "Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the ' Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute
occurs on my land, first I kick you three times
and then you kick me three times and so on
back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed
contest and decided that he could easily take
the old codger. After all, how hard could he kick,
So he agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the
tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first
kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot
into the lawyer's groin and dropped
him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff
sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his
mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the
farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him
face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and
managed to get onto feet. Wiping his face with
the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, old man
.... Now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up.
You can have the duck."
