[stoney]

My favorite thing to do in these instances, is blow them a kiss.

I had Haley. I wasn't engaging.

 

[jonKranked]

I had Haley. I wasn't engaging.

oh even better. slide the seat all the way back/down, have her sit in your lap so it looks like she's driving.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I like to give them the Italian chin flick. I make a point to no longer EVER make eye contact with a raging driver. Usually they don't seem to understand the chin flick, which is good.

 

[TN]

Poor titling. Not even a common letter to weekday.

was soooo confused

 

[TN]

camping, soaking, party in Ned, hockey game, driving home in thundersnow (got 12" at home) now a week back at work. Best thing about work this week is i get my standing/sitting desk i requested.

 

[TN]

What a crappy way to start the week. Spent all of last night coughing on queue every 3 minutes. The type of repeating cough caused by some stupid itchy feeling in throat. I overdid the water intake throughout the night too, so in addition to coughing I was also up all night pissing. Got to sleep at probably 4am; to put it mildly, I feel more than a little groggy this morning.

But I should complain too much, we had some awesome fat biking conditions on both Saturday and Sunday.

ugh sounds like the throat aids

 

[TN]

Had an interesting driving experience this weekend. I got the M onto summer tires yesterday and was enjoying everything that comes along with that. There is a banked, decreasing radius, 2-lane cloverleaf on ramp (with a very large wall behind it) near my house that makes for a fun turn. I went in, on the inside lane, parallel to a guy in a raised Suburban who apparently was incensed that he was being passed and decided to not let that happen. I didn't realize it was a thing until I heard his tires screaming like the world was ending as he was sitting in my blind spot. He was pushing the limit of that thing before we even hit the hook of the turn, soI decided to get the hell out of dodge because I was sure he was going to put it into the wall. Somehow he didn't, but he ended up way into the emergency lane and almost hit the light signal at the turn exit.

Once on the highway, he got up to about 100mph to catch me, because at that point I was close to a half mile ahead and doing 85 (yeah high speed limit areas!) to proceed to have a rage fit in his car. Thankfully my exit was the next, so I just waited to take a last minute lane change to avoid him.

WTF is wrong with people? Cars get passed all the time, it's not fucking NASCAR. The inside lane of a corner will almost always be faster because it's shorter, especially on a 50yd banked turn. A car is more likely able to go around the corner than a raised truck. Just wow.

tiny penis im betting

 

[Greyhound]

Best thing about work this week is i get my standing/sitting desk i requested.

Absolutely....when you're working hard on Bukkake Party vol. 12, you'll want that monitor up high to broadcast the solid work you're doing.

 

[jonKranked]

Absolutely....when you're working hard on Bukkake Party vol. 12, you'll want that monitor up high to broadcast the solid work you're doing.

And to give your office mates an unobstructed view of your boner

 

[StiHacka]

Low point of my career reached today. At this point, I am pretty much a walking zombie employee.

 

[KenW449]

Guten Tag. Just got some free rock climbing gear, so that's pretty awesome. Its warm out, and should be getting a frame soon from @StiHacka.

 

[jonKranked]

Low point of my career reached today. At this point, I am pretty much a walking zombie employee.

story time.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Low point of my career reached today. At this point, I am pretty much a walking zombie employee.

I'm pretty close to there... fortunately, I'm on my couch, so I can, at any point, take a nap on a moment's notice.

 

[TN]

And to give your office mates an unobstructed view of your boner

This.
Maintaining alpha status one awkward moment at a time.

 

[KenW449]

So he decides to camp outside during the open house with a dead mouse in a mouse trap handing out flyers saying their house has a massive rodent infestation that they won't disclose but he feels obligated to.

Would have had him hauled off fro trespassing. Even if it was an open house, if you ask them to leave and they don't, they are committing a crime.

En route to work in an Uber. Apparently people drive UberX in Toyota Tacomas—fuel economy must cut into profits.

Don't get into a self-driving one.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/woman-dies-in-arizona-after-being-hit-by-uber-self-driving-car/ar-BBKqSzV?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=ientp

 

[Greyhound]

Low point of my career reached today. At this point, I am pretty much a walking zombie employee.

How do you know it's the low-point? There's always tomorrow...

 

[StiHacka]

How do you know it's the low-point? There's always tomorrow...

Yeah, it is a local minimum, although I hope it will turn out the be the global one as well, time will tell. No real story to tell, just a classic example of executives detached from any sensible reality and a boss who is too weak to protect his team and never pushes back.

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip> a boss who is too weak to protect his team and never pushes back.

Does he/she have NO idea what's going on? I've seen that more than once in a boss...

 

[StiHacka]

Does he/she have NO idea what's going on? I've seen that more than once in a boss...

Oh he knows very well, he is just the most spineless creature ever.

 

[roflbox]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43460263
"A local lawmaker in Washington, DC, has apologised for sharing a video based on a conspiracy theory that Jewish financiers control the weather."

 

[StiHacka]

FTS factor is off the charts today.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I want 2nd breakfast.

FTS factor is off the charts today.

Shovel it again now.

 

[TreeSaw]

seems i'm not the only one in this predicament. i've got another pile of probably ~4 cords that's unsplit, but definitely not seasoned enough yet

We used quite a bit more than last year!! Oh well, propane backup works just isn't as cozy!

 

[RoboDonkey713]

Shovel it again now.

This may go out to sea and miss me, which I would be fine with.

 

[jonKranked]

We used quite a bit more than last year!! Oh well, propane backup works just isn't as cozy!

Our backup is electric. Powers out, we're hosed. This is this first year we've run out of wood. Last night I stacked the last of the seasoned wood in the garage. I had to split some of the wood from next year's pile too.