[spincrazy]

Bush, Chirac and Ahmadinejad die and arrive in hell

The devil sees their face and asks: 'why are you so depressed?'
Bush says 'I left USA so fast, I did not have time to kiss my family good bye,
I wish I could call the States'
The devils gives him a phone, Bush calls home, talks with his family, gives a
couple of instructions to Condie Rice...
When he's finished the devil asks for 2 million USD, Bush says 'What? 2 million
bucks? I only spoke for 10 minutes that's insane'
The devil answers 'but you are in hell man, that's some distance call!'
Chirac then tells the devil: if Bush could call the USA , I want to call France
! and so he does, when he is finished, devil asks for 3 million Euros. Chirac
is shocked: 'what? 3 million Euros for 15 minutes talk?', 'well you call from
hell...' answers the devil
Finally Ahmadinejad asks for the telephone to call Iran , he starts to speak
and speak and speak for 5 hours. When he is finished, he asks: 'how much do I
pay?'
Devil says '5 Touman'.
'Only five Touman for 5 hours?' asks Ahmadinejad
'Well' says the Devil, 'that's local call...'

 

[stinkyboy]

I can't keep up, are we supposed to hate Iranians again?

 

[N8 v2.0]

pittb

 

[narlus]

pittb

put it the the butt?

pretzel ingestion tears the bronchia?

 

[spincrazy]

I can't keep up, are we supposed to hate Iranians again?

no, it's just mildly amusing. It's Israel we hate - government anyway.

edit: and Nate

edit again: we hate the religious zealots in general - Ahmadinejad and GWB and nate