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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by SkaredShtles, Aug 5, 2013.

  1. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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  2. Full Trucker

    Full Trucker Frikkin newb!!!

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    Really shoddy journalism there... I count 3 dead and 3 injured.
     
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  3. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Who the f**k still drives without wearing a seatbelt? :confused:

    Oh - and the Denver news outlets are RIFE with shoddy journalism. It's painful to read/watch.
     
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    stevew unique white person

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  5. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    First thing I thought too. Who ever owned the animal better have a good umbrella policy.
     
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  6. bizutch

    bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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    Not a chance. Most will wind up with maybe a $1mil umbrella at best, unless it's a wealthy rancher with a $5Mil commercial umbrella.
     
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  7. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    One of the people killed was wearing it, and one not killed wasn't wearing it.

    FT - the title was right; 2 dead, 3 injured.
     
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  8. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    And your point would be...? :confused:

    Appears the editors FINALLY got to the story - it seems to be fixed. :rofl:
     
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    , of course, of course.
     
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  10. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    My point would be this isn't the best example of "SEATBELTS ALWAYS SAVE LIVES!"
     
  11. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Who the f**k ever said anything like that? :confused:
     
  12. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Did you say that because seatbelts are known to save lives, or not wearing a seatbelt isn't trendy?

    EDIT - you should see if BV can create some code that automatically starts your posts with "Who the f**k" to save you some time. Kinda like an email signature.
     
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  13. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Please tell me you're not this dumb in real life. :busted:
     
  14. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Answer the question....
     
  15. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I said it because you have to be dumber than a jar of frogs to NOT wear a seatbelt. And if you go back and re-read the article I think you will see that:

    1) Seatbelts = good
    2) No seatbelts = bad
     
  16. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    I never said it wasn't. I'm saying this isn't exactly the best example to support that notion. If everyone wearing a seatbelt lived and everyone that wasn't got killed....that's a good example.

    Now that I've stated that twice, maybe it will sink in.
     
  17. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    You really are dumber than a jar of frogs... and pretty bad at critical thinking.
     
  18. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Do I need to get Syadasti in here to break you two up?
     
  19. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    You gotta agree he *appears* to be dumber than a bag of hammers, no?
     
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  20. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    The fact that I'm arguing with you on the interwebz actually supports your claim. Though arguing on the internetz with a guy that's dumber than a jar of frogs puts you in an even worse position, eh? ;)
     
  21. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    You make a lot of valid points. :busted:
     
  22. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    I'm too smart to be this stupid. Or too stupid to be this smart. Haven't figured that one out yet.
     
  23. dan-o

    dan-o Turbo Monkey

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    Repeat after me:
    I am an engineer.
     
  24. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    That a hard or soft 'g'?
     
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    dan-o Turbo Monkey

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    Fvck if I know, I ain't been learned all formal like.
     
  26. Full Trucker

    Full Trucker Frikkin newb!!!

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    Only if you don't count the horse.
     
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    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    Why did the horse cross the road?

    Was this the owners high horse?

    Did it forget too jump like a frog?

    Was the drive of audi at fault breaking in fence of possible high horse causing frogger fail because the horse wanted to get higher?
     
  28. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Awesome.