so I'm in this electronic store trying to buy a wireless router and the sales-dude that's helping me is this really talkative guy. And he's asking me all these questions about where I work, how many hours a week, real pushy-type stuff, but only to tell me about HIS work week and how all HE does is work and he's got his own business and blah, blah, blah.
So then he goes into his sob story about how he'd like someone to take pictures for his business so he could advertise better, but he doesn't want to pay some professional, he's got the stuff he just wants to find someone that will snap the photo.
I sense that he's basically going in the direction of asking me to, which is weird in itself, until he finally blurts out that his other business is stripping! And I couldn't help but burst into laughter cause my first thought is this guy is NOT stripper material. So he gets kinda of nervous that he just blurted that out and tried to reassure me that he doesn't want to offend anyone and that he's just in customer service so it's easy to talk to people.
Well, I'm not really a skitterish person, so I tell him he should find some amateur who hasn't made it big yet and his response is, "well, I was hoping to ask you." And when he read the horrified look on my face, he's all, "I've offended you now, haven't I?"
I'm like no way! Imagining your nasty ass in nothing but a thong dancing around like a buffoon is like home to me!
So then he goes into his sob story about how he'd like someone to take pictures for his business so he could advertise better, but he doesn't want to pay some professional, he's got the stuff he just wants to find someone that will snap the photo.
I sense that he's basically going in the direction of asking me to, which is weird in itself, until he finally blurts out that his other business is stripping! And I couldn't help but burst into laughter cause my first thought is this guy is NOT stripper material. So he gets kinda of nervous that he just blurted that out and tried to reassure me that he doesn't want to offend anyone and that he's just in customer service so it's easy to talk to people.
Well, I'm not really a skitterish person, so I tell him he should find some amateur who hasn't made it big yet and his response is, "well, I was hoping to ask you." And when he read the horrified look on my face, he's all, "I've offended you now, haven't I?"
I'm like no way! Imagining your nasty ass in nothing but a thong dancing around like a buffoon is like home to me!
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