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Fundamentalist Christian Sasquatch Hunters, also conspiracy theorists:

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BurlyShirley, Feb 9, 2008.

  1. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    ...these have to be the most deluded people on the planet.

    http://s2.excoboard.com/exco/thread.php?forumid=124725&threadid=1725687

    That link is to a "sasquatch forum" I was browsing...these people are debating a government coverup of "sasquatch" because, some claim the religious right brass fear revealing sasquatch proves the theory of evolution. Wow!
     
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  2. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Finally, the voice of reason!

     
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  3. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    Goonie-gu-gu!
     
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    I hear that there's a wonderful raft of conspiracy theories popping up in regards the three recent submarine fiber optic cable breaks.

    I haven't gone looking for the stories because my brain is sufficiently fried to start with.
     
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    CBJ Turbo Monkey

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    It hurts my eyes reading this thread.
     
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    w00dy In heaven there is no beer

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    That's because you're not wearing your tin foil hat.
     
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    Austin Bike Turbo Monkey

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    I wonder what these people think:




    Yes, it's a mobile home and yes, it's in texas. Wait a minute, was that redundant?
     
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    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    When I 12, about 1 year after I was abducted by aliens. I was raped by a female sasquatch. After "they" stopped laughing at me for crying afterwards. I realized that even though I would need to wear adult diapers from that day on, that something special happened to me....
     
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    r464 Turbo Monkey

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  11. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    i'm really not down with going into the woods to "experience" a "squatch." i have enough problems getting the memory of my uncle and his candy bowl out of my head :twitch:

    i think this should be the new teen slang for getting laid. "heck yeah dude...i got her wasted and killed that squatch!"
     
  12. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Great, now all I can picture is a 7ft. tall, dark haired, musky smelling chick with a mono-brow, who sounds like Chewbaka when she sees a potential mate.

    Dammit Manimal!
     
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    north20 Chimp

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    Ok ... I'll stop laughing and catch my breath ...

    Tomorrow, maybe :rofl:
     
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    Austin Bike Turbo Monkey

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    No, "killing a squatch" will be like "burning a mule". A really good sunday morning dump, after that second cup of coffee.

    I killed a squatch this morning.
     
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    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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