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jstuhlman

bagpipe wanker
Dec 3, 2009
17,342
14,179
Cackalacka du Nord
sorry @Sandwich - what a bad week.

took kids to look at colleges. warren wilson and unc asheville. the second is currently his favorite, which is good, b/c in-state tuition.

time to make some pizza dough, eh?
 

junkyard

You might feel a little prick.
Sep 1, 2015
2,616
2,347
San Diego
Thinking good thoughts about you and your kid @Sandwich .

once invited some ladies over to have dinner with me and a friend. I made pollo mulitas with purple tortillas. I got some weird calls about green poop in the morning, then had a green poop myself. I think the purple color has blue dye in it that makes your poop green some how.

blue bird day! It’s my second season sking so I’m still a greenhorn.
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Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,751
8,750
Ah, man, fuck, hope your kid is ok, sorry you missed your ski day

...Wait, wrong guy
see, arguably his trauma is less

(but no, seeing one's kid in an ambulance has to be awful.)
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,827
14,166
In a van.... down by the river
Snow is good?
Hooo boy there was some nice snow. Sometimes it pays to ask patrol when they're gonna drop that rope over there.

'Cause sometimes they go right over and drop the rope.

First tracks in Hunziker was fun. Kid got 2nd tracks.

They also opened Kachina Peak for hiking... I'd forgotten what a bitch that hike was. But worth it.
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kidwoo

Artisanal Tweet Curator
Hooo boy there was some nice snow. Sometimes it pays to ask patrol when they're gonna drop that rope over there.

'Cause sometimes they go right over and drop the rope.

First tracks in Hunziker was fun. Kid got 2nd tracks.

They also opened Kachina Peak for hiking... I'd forgotten what a bitch that hike was. But worth it. View attachment 189528
good luck

 

Montana rider

Tom Sawyer
Mar 14, 2005
1,943
2,606
So I saw 6 swamp donkeys on today's XC down to the river, including this spicy moment:

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This cow / calf pair popped out of the woods 20' ahead of us.

No poop in my pants, but my heart rate did sky rocket, while mom was giving the stink eye

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Baby moose are pretty cute, this one was prancing their way across the water.

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I wonder if this was the mom who HAD two calves earlier this winter, she totally freaked out, and ran for like 3 minutes across the river and up the hill on the other side. Whereas most Island Park moose could give two fucks about us.
 

HardtailHack

used an iron once
Jan 20, 2009
7,747
7,096
I had a couple of solid days of whoring for money and my hands ended up sore enough that I couldn't mountain bicycle today, boooo!