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Damn True

Monkey Pimp
Sep 10, 2001
4,015
3
Between a rock and a hard place.
I get this one or something similar 2-3 times a day.

People call me Jules :) Many times I feel weird, even my girlfriends told me that .... someone emailed me
to build my own webpage with my photos and videos. I love updating my website everyday Site I put together needs free verification so minors don't view it and I won't get in trouble ;) Want to have cyber friend, who knows maybe more in the future ;D


Link not safe for work
http://ifivgx.georgieslap.com/ju1/
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,165
1,261
NC
We need an "Adult" forum for some of the absolutely hilarious subject lines my girlfriend gets occasionally. I wish I got spam as funny as hers.
 

MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
3,123
0
Boston....outside of it....
I'm not a member

I just get emails from Jules, Amy, Beth....chicks in general.

Jules had me fooled though.
I had a friend in college named Jules, and I have been trying to get ahold of her...
lo and behold, here's an email...

and I got sooooo excited (my long lost bud!!!)

and Jules was definitely NOT the Jules I knew
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
MudGrrl said:
I'm not a member

I just get emails from Jules, Amy, Beth....chicks in general.

Jules had me fooled though.
I had a friend in college named Jules, and I have been trying to get ahold of her...
lo and behold, here's an email...

and I got sooooo excited (my long lost bud!!!)

and Jules was definitely NOT the Jules I knew
I got a spam email I thought was from my drugged out ex wife once. It was some other emotionally disturbed whore.
 

vtrider

Monkey
Apr 11, 2005
150
0
vermont
well, i ahvent checked my yahoo email in a week, and i have 598 unread messages. should be something funny in there. :(
i think its time to ditch that email entirely. :think: i must be on every spam list known to mankind. :dead:
 

Damn True

Monkey Pimp
Sep 10, 2001
4,015
3
Between a rock and a hard place.
Please send me an email confirmation that you are ready to start working.



Company has been known in the Internet market for almost 4
years. Our company is
registered and located in Australia . We also have some offices in south -
east Europe.
For the first two years we basically
worked only with clients from Australia, Germany and Northern Korea . Later
gradually we managed to penetrate the world market in this sphere thanks
to professionals in the Internet technologies, computer graphics and
programming who work for us and are capable to execute complex corporate
orders an! d to facilitate the exclusive projects. We boast to have clients
in other countries. By May, 2004 60 % of all our orders were from clients
in the USA and Europe. After the penetration into the world market our
turnover increased several times, but at the same time we unfortunately
faced certain problems.


Popular online - payment systems, such as PayPal (www.paypal.com) and
similar ones, BidPay (www.auctionpayments.com), AmericanExpress payment
systems (www.americanexpress.com) and other electronic methods of payment
are not supported in some countries where payment systems and other
electronic methods of payment are not supported our offices opened.. We
had a problem with reception of payments from clients since we could not
support even the basic and most popular ways of payment. Even when a
client made a money transfer with a bank, we could get it from another
country only 10-15 days after and therefore our business was inevita! bly
ruined. Additionally several factors were against our business. It is not
a secret that for the last years the role of online banking has soared up,
and many clients would prefer to make money transfers not leaving their
house. Therefore bank details of a decent financial institution in a
civilized country were necessary for a successful company of our level
with good reputation, which was looking forward to find an opportunity to
use popular online payment methods which were not available to a citizen
We had to find a radically new approach to this
problem. The decision to find a financial representative in the USA was
made to solve a lot of problems due to payment methods. You, as the
citizen the USA can help us with these questions.


1. As we are going to entrust to you sufficient sums of money, we'll
need some details to check and update the information. Please, send us by
e-mail or by fax a copy of your driver's license (or other basic document).

After we get this information, our Manadger-Representative will contact you

and
give further instructions related to this work and will inform about the
date to start the work.

After filling the form which is lower, we shall send to you the contract.


I. Fill in the form (if this information is specified in your resume, then
please send it once again for confirmation):


VERY IMPORTANT!!!

Full name and surname:
The address :
City:
State/ province:
Post code:
Con tact phone number:
E-mail:

Our company is registered in 2001 and fully legal.
Here is our information.
Our Postal Address Is:
Financial Services Centre
PO Box 231
Civic Square Sydney
ACT AUSTRALIA 2608

Our Bank Details are:
Account Name: "MARKET INTERMEDIARY"
Account Number 25510683
BSB 056743
Swift; CTBAAU2S
Fax Australia 61-294-750-607

Regards,
MARKET INTERMEDIARY
 

Sherpa

Basking in fail.
Jan 28, 2004
2,240
0
Arkansaw
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OMG...can you say rip you a new one on charges you don't even know about? And i thought i was going to get 2 days free with a just a phony name and e-mail address.