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In regards to some cat getting one of those flattened out Dodge wagons (whatever they are called)

Judge: In the matter of nitromike being a dumbass, what find ye?

Jury: Your honor, we find the defendant guilty on all charges
 

James

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Sep 11, 2001
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I Are Baboon said:
I just ate some leftover chinese food for lunch. It was pretty good, but I am still hungry.
Oh man, I just remembered that I have some leftover Chinese food in the fridge at home! I'm totally gonna eat that for dinner. I'll probably be full afterwards though...
 

Geoff G.

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Sep 6, 2004
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so, what are you going to do now? send out the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you? huh?
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
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In a van.... down by the river
Pau11y said:
Easy there fellas, I didn't take offense to that. Infact, when I eat the food I make, I get hungry again pretty quick. But that might be due to some tapeworm issues...j/k. :D
Mind your own business, Tex, or I'll be forced to give you a swift :nuts:

:D

-S.S.-

Edit: Oh yeah, and it's "pretty quickly"...........
 
J

JRB

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Pau11y said:
Is it me or is the 'joke' part missing?
meh - I didn't want to cross post to another forum. I guess it was lost in translation. That said, my humor is for me. When others can enjoy it, great. If not, well, I laughed anyway. :D