[dh girlie]

This was an email I got from one of my friends...forgive me if it's been posted before, but I thought it was really funny. I know I've seen one of the pictures here before but the second one kills me!


To all my dearest friends,

I need some help.

My cousin's cat had kittens and he was able to give away all but 3 of them. I told him I would help him find homes for the last 3. I can't take one because my son is allergic but if three of you could take just one it would be such a help and the kittens could have a nice home. Since he lives up by the Lake Robinson Nuclear Power Plant, I'll go pick them up for you. =

I've attached pictures of the last 3 kittens.

Will you help?

 

[captainpolution]

wah wah wah

 

[binary visions]

Hey look, it's Zakk!

 

[dh girlie]

Hey look, it's Zakk!

Oh you shut up...if you want to see her picture, just ask...you don't have to try to goad me into posting one...

 

[Ciaran]

3 years ago called. They want their pictures back.












I had to. (actually I've never seen those before)

 

[SkaredShtles]

Hey look, it's Zakk!

Mmm........... rotisseried Zakk....

 

[dh girlie]

3 years ago called. They want their pictures back.

I had to. (actually I've never seen those before)

hahaha! of course you did!

 

[dh girlie]

Mmm........... rotisseried Zakk.... :drool

You are one sick individual...quit talking about my cat that way...

 

[SkaredShtles]

You are one sick individual...quit talking about my cat that way...

Beef, pork, cat, horse....... what's the difference?

 

[dh girlie]

Beef, pork, cat, horse....... what's the difference?

I just blew ritz cracker crumbs all over my desk! hahahaha!

 

[Andy_B]

Beef, pork, cat, horse....... what's the difference?

Red, White, The Other White, The Other Red... Just color

 

[H8R]

You are one sick individual...quit talking about my cat that way...

There's more than one way to skin a cat, but only one way to cook 'em:

 

[Lefty]

hhehe lol.. you really must hate a cat when you grill a cat like that.

 

[splat]

Hmmmmm

http://www.drakeshangout.com/flashtoons/page1/cat.htm


DId you ever think when you eat chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork
He's purrin' here on my fork

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough boys
They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was diallin' up his buddy at the old pet store
I said "Not today, I lost my appetite"
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight.

I was suckin on a roll-aid and a tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew boy
And that is when I knew

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purrin there on my fork
There's a hairball on my fork