i just got this email titled "why bicyclists wear black shorts."
should be called "a few good reasons to wear baggies."
should be called "a few good reasons to wear baggies."
funny - fashion no no
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Its all for the ladies.
Most of the kids on the US U23 national road team could beat 99% of the kids on this board in a DH race....
nasty you dirty little boy.
Man i had this pic of Johnny T on the podium that proved either he was well endowed or very excited about winning that race.
I think those guys wear spandex so they can show off their package to people,since no one will ever see it out of the spandex!!! :dancing:
Man i had this pic of Johnny T on the podium that proved either he was well endowed or very excited about winning that race.
I think those guys wear spandex so they can show off their package to people,since no one will ever see it out of the spandex!!! :dancing:
LOL.....my gawd that is truly awful....
hello, i ride XC and wear spandex... this is my shank...
leprechaun said:nasty you dirty little boy.
Man i had this pic of Johnny T on the podium that proved either he was well endowed or very excited about winning that race.
I think those guys wear spandex so they can show off their package to people,since no one will ever see it out of the spandex!!! :dancing:
I have to agree.
i don't know why your comment makes me laugh so hard, but it does. i have tried explaining it to my coworkers who can hear me laughing, but they do not understand.partsbara said:
...he said "shank."
SuspectDevice said:
I am going to have to call BS on that. This board is full of fast pro and semi-pro level DH racers. I don't think they could hang unless they put quite a bit of time on the dirt riding down technical terrain.
I dont know how this is possible, but on the 2nd guy, it looks like the beans are ABOVE the frank 
i think you guys are, uhhh......over-analysing, uhh, stuff....
SuspectDevice said:
How many roadies have you gone mountain biking with? Most of the guys I used to train with when I raced road bikes in college would spend more time on the ground than on their bikes once they got into the woods.
Have you ever seen footage of that 1999 race in vail with lance armstrong taking off after the start only to eat sh!t as soon as he got to the single track (and the first rock/root something)? Of course he's already reached about 60mph from leg power at that point........
You get 20% anti-discount next time you order for posting that picture.
ouch!
I've gotta wonder if those shadows aren't exaggerated a bit via photo chop. Cuz believe me sweetheart, I've spent alot of time around sweaty guys in spandex through rowing and road riding, and I don't ever recall that degree of uh........prominence. Maybe I was just not looking in the right place.
but now i bet you'll be cursed and will notice it highlighted everywhere. Sorta like when someone points out somebodies funny mannerism that you never noticed before.kidwoo said:
Crap you're right. Now I'm staring at everyone's MANnerisms and I can't stop myself.........yet somehow feel more free than ever before...............zedro said:
that is horrible news since i have been planning to buy a banshee from you guys in the near future :nuts: i guess that i would still prefer to pay that anti-discount than order from pooper-goJames | Go-Ride said:
Look, I don't know what you're talking about. I would never purposefully deface another shop.
Publicly.
Publicly.
whoa that picture is not needed in any way. But wtf? one guy looks like he has 4 balls.....last time i checked that was not normal
i checked several times and i concur....foxfreerider11 said:
....i'm gonna check again just to make sure...
That one chick in the middle has a huge vulva
Don't forget, they're on road teams....partsbara said:
Way to successfully turn 577 people and rising into bonified meat gazers. 
Owww! Owww! Can't stop laughing.....wooowwoooohhhhhhh! Oh, I'm cryin'. Make it stop..... funny stuff.Metal said:
OK. So basicly what you're saying is....they only dangle on dirt???
neaky: neaky: neaky: OK...in keeping with the theme...anybody see the cover of Velonews with Tyler Hamilton leaning through a turn. He seriously looks like he has 2 or 3 Polska Kiolbasa stashed downtown. It looks way, way, WAY more frightening than that roasted acorn festival you posted. That photo of Hamilton would make you want to stand behind a glass barrier to shake hands with him!
Oh, and last thing...I took one look and said..."Whoa...more Wangs than a Chinese phonebook!" But to the ones of you contrasting shape, size, placement, etc.....go back to reading Cosmo. :devil: :devil:
maybe you diserve the ball fondler title :evil:zedro said:
its for educational purposes only....i swear!ViolentVolante said:
Well then, you get an "F"zedro said:
XC and road - same thing :devil:MtnbikeMike said:
homo erectus.
hey, i skipped right to the second page since seeing the first two pics once was enoughAlloy said:Way to successfully turn 577 people and rising into bonified meat gazers.
. also, just for future reference/in case you use it in print, it's "bona fide." of course, if you were making an off-color reference to bone-i-fied people then i retract my english advice 
Take a look at the names of the kids who are on the team, and then look at NCS results from the last 2-3 years.kidwoo said:
Among the kids is Saul Raisin, who was a perennial top 5 Jr. xc racer, Kevin Bouchard Hall, who has a pro XC license, and I'm sure the Burlington crew can probally attest to the fact that he can handle a bike something fierce, and Matt Crane, another XC racer.
Bike racers are bike racers, and most really good racers started racing on the road 3-4 seasons ago when mtb racing collapsed. The transition from top XC racer to top DH racer should take 1/2 a season at the most, although in some cases it's an overnight kind of thing.
I agree and also would add that the top drawer XC racers have phenominal ascending skills that the average "trail" rider" doesn't.JeffD said:
Can't someone post a pic of a female racing team sporting some 'toe?
look it guys, im not printing out this picture right now, and im definetly not headed to the bathroom 