Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look
at herself. "You know, Harvey," she comments. "I stare into this
mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my
boobs sag so much that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as
flabby as popped balloons, and...my butt looks like a sad, deflated
version of the Hindenberg!" She turns to face her husband and says,
"Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can
feel better about myself." Harvey studies Gladys critically for a
moment and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, Well...there's
nothing wrong with your eyesight."
at herself. "You know, Harvey," she comments. "I stare into this
mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my
boobs sag so much that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as
flabby as popped balloons, and...my butt looks like a sad, deflated
version of the Hindenberg!" She turns to face her husband and says,
"Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can
feel better about myself." Harvey studies Gladys critically for a
moment and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, Well...there's
nothing wrong with your eyesight."
