[captainpolution]

http://vpfree.pinkbike.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=114289

this kid is retarded

and yes, i am the child who answered

LAUGH IT UP HAHAHA

 

[BurlyShirley]

That has NOTHING on this...

http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=161481

 

[.:Jeenyus:.]

I love taunting the grommits there.

 

[captainpolution]

That has NOTHING on this...

http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=161481

HAHAHAHA

yea that thread was teh ****

 

[captainpolution]

I'm sitting on the toilet last week reading about Nick and Jessica when my left cheek starts to cramp up. So I decide to pause and go make myself some biscuits and gravy and a glass of Tang, right? But when I step into my kitchen, some chick is riding trials-style on my kitchen table!

She instantly jumps off the bike, grabs some tongs from the kitchen drawer, and starts walking threateningly toward me, clicking the tongs in the air and shouting incoherently about my using Pledge on the table and how's she supposed to get any traction?

I'm really mad, right, and I think about giving her a *****slap, but then I notice she was riding a singlespeed. Now, clearly I'm NOT going to mess with a singlespeeder, so when she takes my cheek in the tongs and gives me the booty equivalent of a purple nurple, I smile meekly and offer her a beer.

Fortunately, this distracts her enough that I am able to return to the bathroom, where I lock the door and finishpeeing sitting down.

straight from that thread. HELLARIOUS

 

[Downhiller]

what is 95% just kids on that pink bike or what ?

 

[Skookum]

That has NOTHING on this...

http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=161481

Silent night, holy night,
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon virgin mother and Child.
Holy Infant, so tender and mild,
Sleep in heavenly peace,
Sleep in heavenly peace.

Silent night, holy night,
Shepherds quake at the sight;
Glories stream from heaven afar,
Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia!
Christ the Savior is born,
Christ the Savior is born!

Silent night, holy night,
Son of God, love’s pure light;
Radiant beams from Thy holy face
With the dawn of redeeming grace,
Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth,
Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth.

Silent night, holy night
Wondrous star, lend thy light;
With the angels let us sing,
Alleluia to our King;
Christ the Savior is born,
Christ the Savior is born!

 

[BurlyShirley]

what a sick bastard, eh?

 

[-dustin]

i can't find any pictures of rootbeer Bullits.

 

[stinkyboy]

 

[JRB]

I've got to say that the mtbr made up locogringo thing is pretty creepy. It's more weird that BS makes these stories up.