There used to be this dude who posted on here named "The Spackler" that **** cracked me up every time I read it.
Anyone else seen any really funny ones?
Anyone else seen any really funny ones?
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I always wanted to be Andro Shandrew
oly said:
Haha, yeah, whatever happened to that guy? He used to post here.
Another one I like is Chris Kring.
I giggle at myself.
like a school girl?The Kadvang said:
i wish i would have thought of that!Ridemonkey said:
skookum isn't funny but it is fun to say.
TheMontashu i bow down to your avatar.
do you not like chico dude?Mustang85 said:
he has a hug wating for him when his hiates is over
Turbo Monkey
i've been banned from forums for using
Andrea Yates
and
Andrea Yates children
but the one thats caused the most grief was
" The Trail Nazi "
man they got pissed!!!
Andrea Yates
and
Andrea Yates children
but the one thats caused the most grief was
" The Trail Nazi "
man they got pissed!!!
why would you use the pic of andrea yates' kids as an avatar? what statement or parallel are you trying to make, or is it just to provoke a response?
manzi man and dexterq20 know all about trian nazisHello Kitty said:but the one thats caused the most grief was
" The Trail Nazi "
man they got pissed!!!
... the parallel must be that Texans eat their young.narlus said:
The trail nazi one was funny though.
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that is hysterical :laugh: i have never seen that one. I always thought his name sounded off...oly said:
why not?narlus said:
why must every avatar have some "meaning" to it?
why not...neanderthal man?
or pink floyd?
what does hello kitty really stand for?
heck if i know....
Heinrich Himmlermack said:
Heinrich Himmler was born near Munich, Germany, on 7th October, 1900. The son of a Catholic schoolmaster, he was educated at the Landshut High School. During the First World War Himmler joined the 11th Bavarian Regiment and by the end of the conflict he had become an officer cadet in the German Army.
After the war Himmler was active in the Freikorps. He also joined the National Socialist German Workers Party (NSDAP) and in 1923 took part in the Munich Putsch.
In 1928 Himmler married and became a poultry farmer. He also joined the Sturm Abteilung (SA) and was a devout follower of Adolf Hitler. Himmler believed Hitler was the Messiah that was destined to lead Germany to greatness. Hitler, who was always vulnerable to flattery, decided in January, 1929, that Himmler should become the new leader of his personal bodyguard, the Schutzstaffel (SS).
By the time of his appointment the SS had only 280 members. They wore the same uniform as the SA except for a black cap with a silver death's head badge and a black tie. It was only after 1932 that they wore an all-black uniform.
With the agreement of Adolf Hitler, Himmler expanded the size of the SS. Himmler personally vetted all applicants to make sure that all were good 'Aryan' types. By the time the Nazi Party gained power in 1933 Himmler's SS had grown to a strength of 52,000. He was also made head of all German political police outside Prussia, where Hermann Goering was the minister of the interior.
Himmler agreed with Goering that the Sturm Abteilung (SA) posed a threat to the German Army and in June 1934, along with his loyal assistants, Reinhard Heydrich, Kurt Daluege and Walter Schellenberg, he arranged what became known as the Night of the Long Knives.
As a result of this purge the Schutzstaffel (SS) was now the principal instrument of internal rule in Germany. In 1936 the Gestapo also came under Himmler's control. Himmler was also able to put SS men in all the key posts in Nazi Germany.
In December, 1940 Himmler established the Waffen SS. This new army grew rapidly and within six months grew to over 150,000 men.
During the Second World War the SS Death's Head Units were put in charge of Germany's Concentration Camps. The SS also followed the German Army into the Soviet Union where they had the responsibility of murdering Jews, gypsies, communists and partisans. By June 1944 the SS had over 800,000 members: Hitler's Body Guard (200,000) Waffen (594,000) and Death Head Units (24,000).
There was great competition between the SD (Sicherheitsdienst) and the German military intelligence organization, Abwehr. In June, 1944 Himmler took over Abwehr and after the July Plot the organization was absorbed into the SD.
In 1944 Himmler was put in charge of the German Army facing the advancing United States Army. In January, 1945, he was switched to face the Red Army in the east. Unable to halt the decline in fortunes of the German forces, Himmler became convinced that Germany needed to seek peace with Britain and the United States. When Adolf Hitler discovered on 28th April that Himmler had been attempting to make contacting with the Allies, he ordered his arrest.
Himmler now took the name and documents of a dead village policeman. Although in heavy disguise, Himmler was arrested by a British army officer in Bremen on 22nd May. Before he could he interrogated, Himmler committed suicide by swallowing a cyanide capsule.
thanks for the history lecture on that note hitler bannad guns so the police would be "more effeceant"Hello Kitty said:Heinrich Himmler
Heinrich Himmler was born near Munich, Germany, on 7th October, 1900. The son of a Catholic schoolmaster, he was educated at the Landshut High School. During the First World War Himmler joined the 11th Bavarian Regiment and by the end of the conflict he had become an officer cadet in the German Army.
After the war Himmler was active in the Freikorps. He also joined the National Socialist German Workers Party (NSDAP) and in 1923 took part in the Munich Putsch.
In 1928 Himmler married and became a poultry farmer. He also joined the Sturm Abteilung (SA) and was a devout follower of Adolf Hitler. Himmler believed Hitler was the Messiah that was destined to lead Germany to greatness. Hitler, who was always vulnerable to flattery, decided in January, 1929, that Himmler should become the new leader of his personal bodyguard, the Schutzstaffel (SS).
By the time of his appointment the SS had only 280 members. They wore the same uniform as the SA except for a black cap with a silver death's head badge and a black tie. It was only after 1932 that they wore an all-black uniform.
With the agreement of Adolf Hitler, Himmler expanded the size of the SS. Himmler personally vetted all applicants to make sure that all were good 'Aryan' types. By the time the Nazi Party gained power in 1933 Himmler's SS had grown to a strength of 52,000. He was also made head of all German political police outside Prussia, where Hermann Goering was the minister of the interior.
Himmler agreed with Goering that the Sturm Abteilung (SA) posed a threat to the German Army and in June 1934, along with his loyal assistants, Reinhard Heydrich, Kurt Daluege and Walter Schellenberg, he arranged what became known as the Night of the Long Knives.
As a result of this purge the Schutzstaffel (SS) was now the principal instrument of internal rule in Germany. In 1936 the Gestapo also came under Himmler's control. Himmler was also able to put SS men in all the key posts in Nazi Germany.
In December, 1940 Himmler established the Waffen SS. This new army grew rapidly and within six months grew to over 150,000 men.
During the Second World War the SS Death's Head Units were put in charge of Germany's Concentration Camps. The SS also followed the German Army into the Soviet Union where they had the responsibility of murdering Jews, gypsies, communists and partisans. By June 1944 the SS had over 800,000 members: Hitler's Body Guard (200,000) Waffen (594,000) and Death Head Units (24,000).
There was great competition between the SD (Sicherheitsdienst) and the German military intelligence organization, Abwehr. In June, 1944 Himmler took over Abwehr and after the July Plot the organization was absorbed into the SD.
In 1944 Himmler was put in charge of the German Army facing the advancing United States Army. In January, 1945, he was switched to face the Red Army in the east. Unable to halt the decline in fortunes of the German forces, Himmler became convinced that Germany needed to seek peace with Britain and the United States. When Adolf Hitler discovered on 28th April that Himmler had been attempting to make contacting with the Allies, he ordered his arrest.
Himmler now took the name and documents of a dead village policeman. Although in heavy disguise, Himmler was arrested by a British army officer in Bremen on 22nd May. Before he could he interrogated, Himmler committed suicide by swallowing a cyanide capsule.
Yeah this guys is obviously has some sort of grown man/attention whore syndrome and his days are numbered around here.Toshi said:
Ok how about Tevye from the Fiddler on the Roof as a handle then?
"They gave each other a pledge? Unheard of. Absurd."
"They gave each other a pledge? Unheard of. Absurd."
I think everything this guy posts is done just to provoke a response.narlus said:
I don't know why, but for some reason I get this feeling that Hello Kitty's 1st ammendment rights are about to be violated.Ridemonkey said:
The trail nazi one is kinda funny though.
Zeitel is my bitch.
its all funny...jeez i've never run into such a humorless intolerant and biased bunch of folks ever if you don't agree with the moderators narrow point of view you get threaten to be censored.Ciaran said:
That depends on your perception of humor doesnt it ?Toshi said:
I laugh whenever I think that name hahahaToshi said:
any version of skookum is good. skookie, skookes, etc
i like bill hicks as much as the next guy (probably more), but please tell me what is funny about the yates kids? where's the humor?Hello Kitty said:
Thanks for the history lesson HK, sounds like Hitler's right hand man was the one that was really responsible for Hitlers grip on Germany, I knew Hitler looked like too much of an ass to have figured out all that by himself.Toshi said:
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It's not regional, bro. I don't think it is funny. I plan to do the dwight mixes this weekend if at all possible. They may be late Christmas gifts.narlus said:
There is nothing funny about some nut job that drowns her five kids the reason that I used the Yates children was to point out the hypocrisy of the bleeding hearts on a forum discussion that were wringing their hands and blaming everybody but Andrea Yates for the death of her five children. Everybody else was at fault and no one wanted to hold Andrea accountable for her actions. With the simple post under the handle of Andrea Yates Children and just saying Mommy Loves Us caused a sh*t storm of epic proportions therefore debunking all the pro-Andrea supporters. Actually it was a very good thread till all the bleeding heart liberals started in with the threats and name-calling. Therefore finally getting the thread locked due to the heated discussions on the death penalty. But Ohhhh it was an Epic thread!! even Mr.Bojangles chimed in a few times to keep the flames going.narlus said:
that's all well and good, and i didn't understand the context in which it was used.
still, your answer:
still, your answer:
about toshi's assertion:Hello Kitty said:
doesn't hold up, does it?Toshi said:
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Using something like the Andrea Yates thing to ever try for humor is one of the most heartless and stupid things ever. You ask why I say you are a dickhead and why I bash you. That is just one of the reasons, Bill. I really do hope to meet you someday. Mostly because I can't believe, with all of your insults and dull witted humor, that you could be a half a sh*t's worth a person. Like I said, I hope that is wrong. I just don't get it. You were even doing ok here, but your lunacy, or whatever it is, prevents you from trying to be a decent person, even if it is just your "Internet" persona. 
loco, i don't really have a problem w/ him pushing buttons. people (including myself) do it all the time. i just wanted to poke holes in his stated reason as to his motive.
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I understand the button pushing thing. It is the way he chooses to go about it that pisses me off.narlus said:
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