[golgiaparatus]

A woman got married and had 13 children.
Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children.
This husband then died.
She remarried and this time had 5 more children.
The third husband died.
Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the priest prayed for her.
He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,
"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"




The friend replied, "I think he means her legs"

 

[stosh]

are you high or something?

 

[LordOpie]

after 25 kids, you'd think her internal organs would just slide out.

 

[JRB]

after 25 kids, you'd think her internal organs would just slide out.

It didn't say how she died.

 

[dh girlie]

after 25 kids, you'd think her internal organs would just slide out.

Oh jeebuz...how does one dislodge Washington Red Delicious apple chunks from their nose after sucking em up there from busting out laughing...

 

[stosh]

how does one dislodge Washington Red Delicious apple chunks from their nose ...

the only way I know is 42

 

[golgiaparatus]

are you high or something?

What does that have to do with my joke?

 

[stosh]

What does that have to do with my joke?

cause maybe then it would be funny....

 

[llkoolkeg]

after 25 kids, you'd think her internal organs would just slide out.

That's why they make control top panty hose

-and-

why babydaddy slips the attending physician a twenty right after each birth to cover the cost of a couple extra stictches worth of surgical thread.

 

[stosh]

That's why they make control top panty hose

-and-

why babydaddy slips the attending physician a twenty right after each birth to cover the cost of a couple extra stictches worth of surgical thread.

Holy schit... where the hell do you come up with this stuff??????? LOL

 

[SkaredShtles]

after 25 kids, you'd think her internal organs would just slide out.

That's when they call in the veterinarian. They deal with that $hit all the time...........

-S.S.-

 

[JRB]

That's when they call in the veterinarian. They deal with that $hit all the time...........

-S.S.-

yeah - I have been witness to that and you just painted a really bad picture.

 

[biggins]

i bet that woman had one hell of a F.U.P.A going on.

 

[golgiaparatus]

cause maybe then it would be funny....