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stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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teach them young.

Across the city, nine-year-old Marcus, who lives in a beautiful 18th-century house on a canal, has been watching a cartoon showing him how to masturbate.
 

Samirol

Turbo Monkey
Jun 23, 2008
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Doesn't he know that he will go to H-E-double hockey sticks for masturbating?
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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it's a natural transition when you're already polishing your wooden shoes.
 

Kevin

Turbo Monkey
I think this sentence here is key.

"Sex is everywhere in the Netherlands, yet the country has the lowest teenage pregnancy rate in the West and the lowest rates of sexually transmitted diseases among young people."

We have drugs, whores and we are the sodom and gomorra of the modern world according to religious fanatics all over the world.
Yet we seem to do quite all right...
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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I think this sentence here is key.

"Sex is everywhere in the Netherlands, yet the country has the lowest teenage pregnancy rate in the West and the lowest rates of sexually transmitted diseases among young people."

We have drugs, whores and we are the sodom and gomorra of the modern world according to religious fanatics all over the world.
Yet we seem to do quite all right...
:stupid:

The have it down to a science.
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
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Doesn't he know that he will go to H-E-double hockey sticks for masturbating?
When will people learn that sex education doesn't work, and the only solution is abstinence and ignorance?

Sex is everywhere in the Netherlands, yet the country has the lowest teenage pregnancy rate in the West and the lowest rates of sexually transmitted diseases among young people. Now Britain, with almost the highest rate of teenage pregnancy in Europe - five times higher than the Netherlands - wants to emulate its success.
 

rockwool

Turbo Monkey
Apr 19, 2004
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Filastin
My favourit parts:

Braeker was shocked when she first came to Britain. “Young girls here seem to have babies to prove that they are adults. In the Netherlands it would just prove how uneducated and naive you are,” she says. “There you can have a boy as a friend, here it's almost always about sex.”
Beauty!

Her series, which addressed every issue from anal sex to S&M, was watched by more than a quarter of Dutch households. “All you watch in Britain are your soaps, which are all about single mums, and your wildlife documentaries, which just cover penguins mating,” she says. “Sex and relationships aren't government issues. Until the British can sit down together and watch programmes about masturbation and birth, you will never have a healthy attitude to sex.”
Soaps and wildlife documentaries, huh? Sounds like the Brittons are stoned all the time..
 

Plummit

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Mar 12, 2002
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Soaps and wildlife documentaries, huh? Sounds like the Brittons are stoned all the time..
LOL.. When on earth do they find time for that stuff? After all, Brits are the most promiscuous peeps on the planet.

They found that when it comes to one-night stands, numbers of partners and attitudes to casual sex, Britain leads the field, ahead of even liberal nations such as the Netherlands and the passionate Italians.

The researchers believe that our place at the top of the table could be linked to the way society has become more tolerant of sexual promiscuity among women as well as men. Women are now as accepting of one-night stands as men, they claimed. The research was led by David Schmitt, a professor of psychology at Bradley University, Illinois.
:cheers:
 

rockwool

Turbo Monkey
Apr 19, 2004
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Haha ^^ that's it, and we'd all go to Brittain in a minute if we knew there was a chanse to find a peach among all the dogs.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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My favourit parts:


Beauty!


Soaps and wildlife documentaries, huh? Sounds like the Brittons are stoned all the time..
They should have said "infomercials" in there too then I would have thought the same thing.
 

rockwool

Turbo Monkey
Apr 19, 2004
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They should have said "infomercials" in there too then I would have thought the same thing.
Infomercials, I had to look that word up (TV-shopping we call it here), why, is that a stoner favourite passtime on TV? Sounds too dumb in my ears, there's nothing intriguing with those, nature on the otherhand is captivating (and some idiots/females like soaps I guess).