[RhinofromWA]

ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while ... better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

 

[urbaindk]

Where do you come up with this stuff? Are you on my mother-in-law's email list? She's usually the one that sends me this crap.


What's next? The email chain letter where you say what your favorite tv shows, books, and fruits are?

Mash
Heart of Darkness
Bananas (all monkeys like bananas)

Please forward this message to five of your friends.

 

[Tenchiro]

Where do you come up with this stuff? Are you on my mother-in-law's email list? She's usually the one that sends me this crap.


What's next? The email chain letter where you say what your favorite tv shows, books, and fruits are?

Mash
Heart of Darkness
Bananas (all monkeys like bananas)

Please forward this message to five of your friends.

Nigerian scam e-mail to follow.

 

[RhinofromWA]

Hahaha

It is just one of those days....

Old GF's sister sends most of them.

 

[binary visions]

Dude, I delete this crap out of my inbox all the time, don't make my skip over Ridemonkey threads too

:eviltongu