[BurlyShirley]

If you hadnt ever heard about herpes before, and saw these commercials for Valtrex and other Herpes drugs, you'd think herpes was pretty kick ass.
First off its this hot chick talking about it, and then she's all mountain biking and buying fresh lobsters right off the dock. Then she's prancing around on the beach with the waves crashing over her and the sun setting....man...herpes looks great.
I guess its kind of like those tampon commercials where chicks just play tennis or go hiking instead of moaning and complaining like they actually do in real life.
TV rules.

 

[LOOnatic]

tested positive huh?

 

[BurlyShirley]

tested positive huh?

Pffft. Im not getting tested for ****! Who knows what would show up.

 

[Ciaran]

Pffft. Im not getting tested for ****! Who knows what would show up.

Life's an adventure... Live dangerously, have sex with BS!

Momma always said that life was like having sex with Burley Shirley... you never know what you gonna get.

 

[sanjuro]

Paging Kizzi, Kizzi please report to the Emergency Room Immediately, Code Blue...

 

[BurlyShirley]

Momma always said that life was like having sex with Burley Shirley... you never know what you gonna get.

Your momma knew quite well. D'oh!

You asked for that so bad..

 

[Reactor]

osteoporosis and Erectile dysfunction look pretty damn good too!

 

[H8R]

osteoporosis and Erectile dysfunction look pretty damn good too!

So does Restless Leg Syndrom.

 

[BurlyShirley]

So does Restless Leg Syndrom.

I actually DO have that. Seriously.

 

[H8R]

I actually DO have that. Seriously.

No, you have dance fever. Admit it.

 

[BurlyShirley]

No, you have dance fever. Admit it.

I dream of Michael Flatley and hot coals.

 

[H8R]

*
You have a strong urge to move your legs which you may not be able to resist. The need to move is often accompanied by uncomfortable sensations. Some words used to describe these sensations include:creeping, itching, pulling, creepy-crawly, tugging orgnawing.
*
Your RLS symptoms start or become worse when you are resting. The longer you are resting, the greater the chance the symptoms will occur and the more severe they are likely to be.
*
Your RLS symptoms get better when you move your legs. The relief can be complete or only partial but generally starts very soon after starting an activity. Relief persists as long as the motor activity continues.
*
Your RLS symptoms are worse in the evening especially when you are lying down. Activities that bother you at night do not bother you during the day.

Ok, who the f*ck HASN'T had these symptoms?

 

[BurlyShirley]

Ok, who the f*ck HASN'T had these symptoms?

As i always say. Selling pills is big business in the US. Thats why depression is a "disease"

 

[narlus]

who needs tv when you've got great free laughs here.

 

[jet]

I'd just like some sex now and again. More again.

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

T.V. gives off the worst signals sometimes. It makes STD's seem so great, and that meds can make everything better.

 

[jimmydean]

Unprotected sex is the only reason I got married. I would have been pissed if I found out someone I was dating was on Valtrex. "But dear, I haven't had an outbreak in months..."

 

[Ciaran]

Your momma knew quite well. D'oh!

You asked for that so bad..

D'oh!!! You Effer! Even my wife's laughing at me now.

 

[kizzi77]

I dream of Michael Flatley and hot coals.

And of what it would be like to kick the bed all night long!!!

 

[MikeD]

Paging Kizzi, Kizzi please report to the Emergency Room Immediately, Code Blue...

That's actually a code 'yellowish and foamy..."

 

[lovebunny]

That's actually a code 'yellowish and foamy..."

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. oh my god