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Discussion in 'Politics & World News' started by pnj, Oct 8, 2012.

  1. pnj

    pnj Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings

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  2. rockofullr

    rockofullr confused

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    Seriously?

    How does that guy escape a soccer coach on foot.

    PS I just google image searched "soccer mom" with safe search off (was hoping for a pic of a fat soccer coach). Bad idea :eek:
     
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  3. pnj

    pnj Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings

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    Fat guy kicks skinny soccer guys ass. soccer guy is afraid to chase? I dunno.

    I'd be afraid of that fat fvck.
     
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  4. Andyman_1970

    Andyman_1970 Turbo Monkey

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    Notice in his mug shot he doesn't have a shirt on.....he has the jail shirt just covering his chest.......no XXXXXXXXXXL size jail shirts??
     
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  5. rockofullr

    rockofullr confused

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    All I'm saying is that a guy that fat can't possibly go very far or very fast. You could just walk after him till he gets tired.
     
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  6. dante

    dante Unabomber

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    Probably could've used an out-of-focus Google Earth satellite to find him...
     
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  7. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    Let me guess, one of those foam mini soccer balls extruded from the golden palace?
     
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  8. rockofullr

    rockofullr confused

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    ^^^

    Not even. Just lots of porn. Soccer moms must be a big thing in porn these days (lots of lonely soccer dads methinks).
     
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  9. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    it sucks when a self portrait shot requires a sigma 8-16 uw lens....
     
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  10. dante

    dante Unabomber

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    .... and a tripod and a 10sec delay.
     
  11. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    yo momma so fat, when your dad carried her across the threshold, he had to make two trips
     
  12. insanitylevel9

    insanitylevel9 triple nubby

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    be nice he has no neck im sure thats why he did it
     
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    dante Unabomber

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    Yo mamma so fat, it takes two trains and a bus just to get to her good side.
     
  14. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    hasselblad xpan.