except: I have a sprained ankle, a kink in my chain, I forgot my helmet, my dog died, I have to work, Im late for work, I think I hear my mom calling me, Im too stoned, iIm too drunk, im too stoned and drunk, I have to drive my sister to work at a strip bar, I have a flat, Im afraid I'll overjump it, my tight pants are too tight, my belly shirt is too short, Im late for xbox, my xbox is broken, Im stoned, i hit it last week - NO PROB!!, I'll hit it tommarow, I dont ride dirt, I ride park, and mostly, Im a big gigantic pussy.
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