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Getting it On, 30day challenge

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ultraNoob, Feb 19, 2008.

  1. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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  2. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    But the other half ends in death.

    So, that sucks.
     
  3. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    Married men live longer?

    No, it just seems longer.
     
  4. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Q: Why do men die before their wives?

    A: Cuz they want to.
     
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    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    Come ON Opie, I know you know that is a Jew joke. It's why do Jewish men die before their wives?

    :)


    and my wife would NEVER go for the 30 day challenge. Too bad their website is down
     
  6. ito

    ito Mr. Schwinn Effing Armstrong

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    The funny thing is how this will end in pregnancies, the church not endorsing contraceptives and all. :busted:
     
  7. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I'm positive that's the idea.

    Increase membership base.
     
  8. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Read Ephesians 5:22-23 - "Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. 23 For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior."


    And Jesus says, "PIIHB."
     
  9. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    Why? Because you would have to cut back? You're newlyweds fer crying out loud!!
    :p
     
  10. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Does 30 times in two weeks count?
     
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    Prettym1k3 Turbo Monkey

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    I think this is awesome.
     
  12. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    My wife and I can only do it for 24-28 days straight. There is a 4 day "hold" in between sessions.
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Eh, just have her shower beforehand or use it for that extra lube that you need.
     
  14. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    Might want to check out the "best cleaning solution?" thread. :twitch:
     
  15. Brian HCM#1

    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    I'd be content with a 1 day challenge:(
     
  16. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    AMEN brotha!
     
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    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    I hear that
     
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    MTBstud12 Monkey

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    This is hilarious. 30 days in a row. If my spiritual knowledge is where I think it is, the Bible does state something about not touching a woman when she is "unclean". But I could be wrong, although i think I'm right.

    If so, the church is ummm... Confused maybe. My church wouldn't do that.



     
  19. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    I do remember reading that somewhere. I'm not ashamed to admitt it though. I earned my red badge of courage.
     
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    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    I avoided earning my red badge of courage this weekend by getting "lost" during the carnaval and being told to sleep on the floor.