Conversation I just had with the cougar in the office:
Me: I used to be a male stripper during college to help pay for books.
Cougar: What kind of mail did you strip? Letters, envelopes or big packages?
Me: You could say big packages were involved. *winks and walks away*
I had to share that. Here, let me get that for you:

Me: I used to be a male stripper during college to help pay for books.
Cougar: What kind of mail did you strip? Letters, envelopes or big packages?
Me: You could say big packages were involved. *winks and walks away*
I had to share that. Here, let me get that for you:
