so I see this black dude with a black skull cap, black leather jacket (probably Raiders), some really cool rims on his ride and all I could think was... dude, unless you stole that full-sized brand new Mercedes, you are not ghetto. Nothing you do will ever make you urban.
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He coulda got the money for the Benz from pimpin' ho's. That would be ghetto.
Wow...even I have been rendered speechless...
haha, that reminds me; yesterday, in that dark hole of a ghetto in which I live called south Orange County, California 
, I saw a pimped out Escalade.... 22 inch spinners, chrome custom cut grill, lowered, pumping beats you could hear 2 blocks away, limo tint... As I drove past, the guy had his window down. Mid 30's white guy with a forest green polo shirt and wavy business length hair and late 90's Ray Ban sunglasses....he was pulling out of the Home Depot parking lot. I almost sh!t myself with laughter.
, I saw a pimped out Escalade.... 22 inch spinners, chrome custom cut grill, lowered, pumping beats you could hear 2 blocks away, limo tint... As I drove past, the guy had his window down. Mid 30's white guy with a forest green polo shirt and wavy business length hair and late 90's Ray Ban sunglasses....he was pulling out of the Home Depot parking lot. I almost sh!t myself with laughter.
Now THAT's incredible.dh girlie said:
so what? Why is he not entitled to enjoy a pimp daddy ride? who says you have to be of a certain race to enjoy a certain type of music or ride a certain pimp mobile? Although he should have been pulled out of the truck and slapped silly for the 90's ray bans and polo shirt...total fashion faux paxEl Jefe said:haha, that reminds me; yesterday, in that dark hole of a ghetto in which I live called south Orange County, California
El Jefe said:Now THAT's incredible.
Oh shoosh, BW
BW? hmmm...
El Jefe said:
please...don't make me say it...
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He is absolutely entitled to it, and I am absolutely entitled to laugh at how his head bobbed off-beat and his palm slapped the steering wheel in that air drum rock of the 80's kind of way. Oh my.
Right but that was not what was implied in your original post, you racial profiler...why not just say that his head bobbed off beat and his palm slapped the steering wheel in that air drum rock of the 80's kinda of way...why'd you go into what kinda car he had and the color of his skin...El Jefe said:He is absolutely entitled to it, and I am absolutely entitled to laugh at how his head bobbed off-beat and his palm slapped the steering wheel in that air drum rock of the 80's kind of way. Oh my.
OH...let me add this before anyone gets all huffy
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Haha, ok, I get it. Thanks for the IM.
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Lisa is just tryin to make you feel bad since she thinks she is all ghetto and schit.
I'm an idiot and have no idea what the hell BW means.
I'm an idiot and have no idea what the hell BW means.
This is a comment that I'd expect to come from your stupid @ss! Man I wish you lived closer!LordOpie said:
I do now.loco-gringo said:
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El Jefe said:
Yup - I'm still stuck. I did get IM. I can only assume given the first post, it is bigot whitey.
loco-gringo said:
No it's not...direct him to your post where you bent the seat of your bike on a drop landing...
busted weiner! That must suck boss.
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dh girlie said:
Wow - in trying to be confusing in my posts, I too have been confused. What the hell are we talking about???
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I'm far from ghetto, dude...I live in a nice house with white crown moulding with contrasting ralph lauren colors on the walls in the suburbs, buy my furniture at pottery barn and crate and barrell, have a job, and I've never been in the pen or shanked anyone. And yes you are an idiot...HAHAHAHA!
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dh girlie said:
BS squared it away. Cool
I was referring to Opie sounding like a bigot whitey. I have this thing all messed up now. 
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dh girlie said:
I forgot about that bed decor. You are far from ghetto. Glad you never made it to the pen. I would hate for you to have been violated. Sheesh - lighten up. First you call me a c*nt and then an idiot. Hurry and make my damn cd before we offend one another.
Is this Lord Opie's alter ego...or a friend f'n with him, or a for real meanie?Yeknomedir said:This is a comment that I'd expect to come from your stupid @ss! Man I wish you lived closer!
That he is! I found a picture of opie and I, he deserves the tread marks!loco-gringo said:I was referring to Opie sounding like a bigot whitey.
loco-gringo said:I forgot about that bed decor. You are far from ghetto. Glad you never made it to the pen. I would hate for you to have been violated. Sheesh - lighten up. First you call me a c*nt and then an idiot. Hurry and make my damn cd before we offend one another.
HAHAHAHA! You'll get your cd's don't get your drawers in a wad...I might even make you a Flowered Flamin Loco Gringo mega mix just for your own bad self...
Oh yes...the sheets you see in the picture of the cat on the bed are also from pottery barn and the denim comforter cover is from macy's I think...no martha stewart k mart bed in a bag for MY cat! (insert snooty smiley face)
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Yeknomedir said:That he is! I found a picture of opie and I, he deserves the tread marks!
I don't think holmes is Opie's neighbor. I was just screwing with LO dude. I don't think he's a real live hater. He's just a funny guy.
He always chimes in on my posts being a prick, so I thought I see what he posts about, sure enough, it has now been proven that he is a true jerk off.dh girlie said:
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dh girlie said:
Aww - thanks :love:
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Knock it off :nuts:LordOpie said:
My brain hurts from reading this trainwreck of a thread...
Why would you wanna shank me? I've always been nice to you! Why I believe I even wanted to nominate you for Funniest on RM! Bastard...LordOpie said:
And what is PPSS: DH loco DH
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dh girlie said:
I don't think he means with the pointy object you are thinking about. Think Brian and then think about shank some more.
The DH is because I bitch that they type DH Girlie.
loco-gringo said:
Ohhhh ok...thanks for the clarification...you are kinda picky about that...
BurlySurly said:
Bruised, not busted. It still works, it's just multicolored now. I'd post a pic but it'd get canned faster than soup at a Campbell's factory.
El Jefe said:
You are just dying for an opportunity to share a pic of the monster with the world, aren't you...just go post it in the South American forum...I hear there are no rules there...at least give the girls (and some of the guys) something to look at there...
It's not at its best in the photo though, and I may be wrong, but posting pics of the schlong on the net in a primarily male visite section of a site, is pretty gay....not that there's anything wrong with that.dh girlie said:
But trust me, it's not at all a sexual pic.... a friggin nightmare is more like it.
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Agreed