"Ghost Rider" is the stupidest movie...

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  1. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    ...okay, maybe it's not as bad as "Aragon" or "Happy Feet," but it sucks bad nonetheless. Dont waste your time even if its on HBO and both your arms are broken and you cant reach the remote. Just roll over and suffocate yourself in the blankets instead.
     
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  2. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    I didn't think it was that bad. If you want to see a truly terrible movie watch Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. After seeing that you will want to die.
     
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  3. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    weird!! my 14 year old stepson loved it.
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    GR was pretty boring and I think I was stoned.
     
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  5. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    pics?
     
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    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    Westy the teste

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    Isn't it a Nickel-ass Cage movie? Why would you have expected anything other than pure suck?
     
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    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    freak
     
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    it was one of the worst movies i have ever seen. his movies have been getting worse and worse.....he should just stop making movies....eva mendes is hot as fk though
     
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  10. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    He sucks no doubt, but the movie is just...bad. Like, retardedly awful. Give a 6th grader a budget and he'd turn our crap better'n this Im certain.
     
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    I could do with a good crap turning.
     
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    I was so pissed I rented it, it was the biggest waste of 4.23 I ever spent. As far as comic book movies go it made "The Punisher" look like Citizen Kane.
     
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    Rip Mr. Excitement

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    Just wait, there's a hell boy 2 coming out.
     
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    BMXman I wish I was Canadian

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    lol...most of you know I'm a comic guy and I skipped it...that should tell you something...not to mention Cage sucks!!...D
     
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    i liked it, my kids liked it. cage looks pretty good for an old fart, kinda skinny though. it was entertaining, i've watched much much worse.
     
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    I could believe this if you used a single "much", with two, I gotta call bull****.















    Wait, I guess it might stand if you were the person that saw Waterworld.
     
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    What part of that movie would even interest you? After seeing the trailer I knew it would suck enough to avoid.

    As far as the stupidest, that's a stretch. But it did look damn lame.
     
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    This topic is funny because I just watched this on HBO monday night. I knew it was gonna suck, but I guess my only excuse would be with the writer strike thing there is NOTHING on tv so I end up watching some sorry BS.

    The only redeeming quality was that old cowboy guy. "I like your style dude". :)
     
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    And we need a thread on RM to figure this out?
     
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    What bothered me about this flick is that the first time he turns into the Ghost Rider, he's already an expert with his skills. Where's the ****ing learning curve?

    Casting Eva Mendes as the love interest was a really bad choice.
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    You weren't able to figure that out from the trailers? sheesh...
     
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    I thought this was going to about ECHO's brother
     
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    I am a Cage fan, I have to admit. Recently (in the past couple years) I agree he has put out some really awful movies. But think of some of the good ones in the past 10 years.

    Adaptation
    Bringing out the Dead
    Matchstick Men
    Lord of War
     
  25. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Well, to start: Flaming skulls, motorcycle jumps, satan, hot women, violence, fire.