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Girls are evil

urbaindk

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Hilarious. I just sent that to my wife and my sister-in-law (whom I am not banging, thank you very much!) They'll love it.
 

Secret Squirrel

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Dec 21, 2004
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MMike said:
That is flawed math. Based on the first statement it should be "Time + Money".
No it's not.... If you've ever been with a woman (or girl in this case) for any length of time, you would know that money spent is multiplied by the amount of time spent with said girl (woman). Think about it....

Diamond engagement ring after 3 years = 4,500

Diamond anniversary ring after 30 years = 45,000

:dancing:
 

Secret Squirrel

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Dec 21, 2004
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Polandspring88 said:
Or, Girls = Money ^ Time. They get exponentially more expensive.
Exponentially extrapolating the same equation that I presented would lead to spending the entire gross national product of all the third world nations combined....while I pity the person that actually has to deal with that...I think it's humorous in it's falsehood.
 

Snacks

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Secret Squirrel said:
No it's not.... If you've ever been with a woman (or girl in this case) for any length of time, you would know that money spent is multiplied by the amount of time spent with said girl (woman). Think about it....
What about dudes? We spend money on them too :rolleyes:It's not all just one way
 

Secret Squirrel

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Dec 21, 2004
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Snacks said:
What about dudes? We spend money on them too :rolleyes:It's not all just one way
you buy your dudes diamond engagement rings??!?! sweet!!! I want one!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

We'd have to do a whole 'nother extrapolation for dudes....

It'd go a little something like this:

Guys require discharge of fluids regularly along with sleep to function properly, so:

Guys = Squirting + ZZZZZ

To discharge safely and efficiently we need a "Special Friend" (as my step mother calls it - for sake of expediting this we'll call SF a woman) with exceptional talents, so:

Squirting = Woman + Exceptional Talents

With me so far??

Guys = Woman w/ ET + ZZZZZ

Ok, so once woman w/ET finishes, guy is able to sleep to be able to function again later.

Guys + ZZZZZ = Woman w/ET

It's a wonderfully vicious cycle.

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If you think this post is not sarcastic, facetious, or funny....then you need help.
 

Polandspring88

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Mar 31, 2004
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Snacks said:
What about dudes? We spend money on them too :rolleyes:It's not all just one way
But you do not need to. We do not need flowers or presents. Just spread your legs, cook us dinner and shut up. That is the best gift a woman can give.
 

Snacks

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Secret Squirrel said:
you buy your dudes diamond engagement rings??!?! sweet!!! I want one!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

We'd have to do a whole 'nother extrapolation for dudes....

It'd go a little something like this:

Guys require discharge of fluids regularly along with sleep to function properly, so:

Guys = Squirting + ZZZZZ

To discharge safely and efficiently we need a "Special Friend" (as my step mother calls it - for sake of expediting this we'll call SF a woman) with exceptional talents, so:

Squirting = Woman + Exceptional Talents

With me so far??

Guys = Woman w/ ET + ZZZZZ

Ok, so once woman w/ET finishes, guy is able to sleep to be able to function again later.

Guys + ZZZZZ = Woman w/ET

It's a wonderfully vicious cycle.

:dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing:










If you think this post is not sarcastic, facetious, or funny....then you need help.
No I'm not buying the engagement ring, but I'm not asking for one either :p

Yes, I know you are being sarcastic ;) , but I don't understand you're whole jibber jabber thing you posted above :confused:
 

kinghami3

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Jun 1, 2004
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Polandspring88 said:
But you do not need to. We do not need flowers or presents. Just spread your legs, cook us dinner and shut up. That is the best gift a woman can give.
haha, That's going to get you b*tch slapped someday.
 

Secret Squirrel

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Dec 21, 2004
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Snacks said:
No I'm not buying the engagement ring, but I'm not asking for one either :p

Yes, I know you are being sarcastic ;) , but I don't understand you're whole jibber jabber thing you posted above :confused:

It's a proof that dudes don't need money spent on them!! :D :p

I'm just sayin'........ :D

I'm so bored I'm just trying to waste time....this seemed like a perfectly reasonable outlet. :dancing: :D
 

bluebug32

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Jan 14, 2005
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Polandspring88 said:
But you do not need to. We do not need flowers or presents. Just spread your legs, cook us dinner and shut up. That is the best gift a woman can give.
Wow, did you ever think that women are showered with presents because they know if they didn't give us anything, we'd get sick of their crap and leave?

Of course this doesn't apply to all men, just ones who think like this. Ones who will be eating a lot of microwave dinners for the rest of their lives :rolleyes:
 

Polandspring88

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Mar 31, 2004
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bluebug32 said:
Wow, did you ever think that women are showered with presents because they know if they didn't give us anything, we'd get sick of their crap and leave?

Of course this doesn't apply to all men, just ones who think like this. Ones who will be eating a lot of microwave dinners for the rest of their lives :rolleyes:
JK LOL!!!
 

Ciaran

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Apr 5, 2004
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Snacks said:
What about dudes? We spend money on them too :rolleyes:It's not all just one way
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Phew! <catching my breath> Bwahahahahahahaha!

Thanks... that was funny.









Oh yeah... On the girls are evil thingie... welcome to 5 years ago. Still funny though.
 
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Polandspring88 said:
But you do not need to. We do not need flowers or presents. Just spread your legs, cook us dinner and shut up. That is the best gift a woman can give.
Kinky Friedman already covered that -

You uppity women I don’t understand
Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
You’d better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That’s what I to my baby said,
Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Early every morning you’re out on the street
Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
You gave up your maiden form for lent
And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.

Every single brakeman that’s ever come along
Had a little woman always tellin’ him that he’s wrong.
Eve said to adam, ¡°here’s an apple you horse¡±
And delilah defoliated samson’s moss.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That’s what I to my baby said,
Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
And your coffee makes my hair turn green.

So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,
Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
If you can’t love a male chauvinist
You’d better cross me off your shopping list.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That’s what I to my baby said,
Women’s liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.