FYI
Girls are evil
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FYI
konabumm said:
FYI
And you just figured that out..... You need to talk to Curb Hucker, quickly.
That's pretty air tight I'd have to say!
Secret Squirrel said:
agree
Hilarious. I just sent that to my wife and my sister-in-law (whom I am not banging, thank you very much!) They'll love it.
Yeah I get an A for the Day
only during a foursome....Secret Squirrel said:
That is flawed math. Based on the first statement it should be "Time + Money".
Or, Girls = Money ^ Time. They get exponentially more expensive.MMike said:
Seen it before.
Still holds somewhat true.
Still holds somewhat true.
There is a flaw in one of the substitutions in the equations.konabumm said:
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The Cheese
No it's not.... If you've ever been with a woman (or girl in this case) for any length of time, you would know that money spent is multiplied by the amount of time spent with said girl (woman). Think about it....MMike said:
Diamond engagement ring after 3 years = 4,500
Diamond anniversary ring after 30 years = 45,000
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Exponentially extrapolating the same equation that I presented would lead to spending the entire gross national product of all the third world nations combined....while I pity the person that actually has to deal with that...I think it's humorous in it's falsehood.Polandspring88 said:
Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.
What about dudes? We spend money on them tooSecret Squirrel said:
It's not all just one way
SS may have been referring to "ladies of the evening", in which case he is entirely correct.Snacks said:What about dudes? We spend money on them too
you buy your dudes diamond engagement rings??!?! sweet!!! I want one!!!Snacks said:What about dudes? We spend money on them too
We'd have to do a whole 'nother extrapolation for dudes....
It'd go a little something like this:
Guys require discharge of fluids regularly along with sleep to function properly, so:
Guys = Squirting + ZZZZZ
To discharge safely and efficiently we need a "Special Friend" (as my step mother calls it - for sake of expediting this we'll call SF a woman) with exceptional talents, so:
Squirting = Woman + Exceptional Talents
With me so far??
Guys = Woman w/ ET + ZZZZZ
Ok, so once woman w/ET finishes, guy is able to sleep to be able to function again later.
Guys + ZZZZZ = Woman w/ET
It's a wonderfully vicious cycle.
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If you think this post is not sarcastic, facetious, or funny....then you need help.
robdamanii said:
LOL!! Classic!
But you do not need to. We do not need flowers or presents. Just spread your legs, cook us dinner and shut up. That is the best gift a woman can give.Snacks said:What about dudes? We spend money on them too
No I'm not buying the engagement ring, but I'm not asking for one eitherSecret Squirrel said:you buy your dudes diamond engagement rings??!?! sweet!!! I want one!!!
We'd have to do a whole 'nother extrapolation for dudes....
It'd go a little something like this:
Guys require discharge of fluids regularly along with sleep to function properly, so:
Guys = Squirting + ZZZZZ
To discharge safely and efficiently we need a "Special Friend" (as my step mother calls it - for sake of expediting this we'll call SF a woman) with exceptional talents, so:
Squirting = Woman + Exceptional Talents
With me so far??
Guys = Woman w/ ET + ZZZZZ
Ok, so once woman w/ET finishes, guy is able to sleep to be able to function again later.
Guys + ZZZZZ = Woman w/ET
It's a wonderfully vicious cycle.
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If you think this post is not sarcastic, facetious, or funny....then you need help.
Yes, I know you are being sarcastic
, but I don't understand you're whole jibber jabber thing you posted above 
haha, That's going to get you b*tch slapped someday.Polandspring88 said:
Snacks said:No I'm not buying the engagement ring, but I'm not asking for one either
Yes, I know you are being sarcastic
It's a proof that dudes don't need money spent on them!!
I'm just sayin'........
I'm so bored I'm just trying to waste time....this seemed like a perfectly reasonable outlet. :dancing:
Buy your dude a bike
Hahahah! I have :dancing:konabumm said:
and guys aren't evil??
That's already widely accepted, all we're trying to do here is prove that girls are too.bluebug32 said:
We know damn well we are.bluebug32 said:
Women just control our evil to their own ends.
Wow, did you ever think that women are showered with presents because they know if they didn't give us anything, we'd get sick of their crap and leave?Polandspring88 said:
Of course this doesn't apply to all men, just ones who think like this. Ones who will be eating a lot of microwave dinners for the rest of their lives
JK LOL!!!bluebug32 said:Wow, did you ever think that women are showered with presents because they know if they didn't give us anything, we'd get sick of their crap and leave?
Of course this doesn't apply to all men, just ones who think like this. Ones who will be eating a lot of microwave dinners for the rest of their lives
Yeah, the evil definitely goes both ways. I think evil girls are almost worse than evil guyskinghami3 said:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!Snacks said:What about dudes? We spend money on them too
Phew! <catching my breath> Bwahahahahahahaha!
Thanks... that was funny.
Oh yeah... On the girls are evil thingie... welcome to 5 years ago. Still funny though.
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Kinky Friedman already covered that -Polandspring88 said:
You uppity women I dont understand
Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
Youd better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
Thats what I to my baby said,
Womens liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
Early every morning youre out on the street
Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
You gave up your maiden form for lent
And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.
Every single brakeman thats ever come along
Had a little woman always tellin him that hes wrong.
Eve said to adam, ¡°heres an apple you horse¡±
And delilah defoliated samsons moss.
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
Thats what I to my baby said,
Womens liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
And your coffee makes my hair turn green.
So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,
Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
If you cant love a male chauvinist
Youd better cross me off your shopping list.
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
Thats what I to my baby said,
Womens liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
In high school I got part marks on a biology test when I put that down for "What are some of the differences between males and females."Polandspring88 said: