konabumm said:
only during a foursome....Secret Squirrel said:That's pretty air tight I'd have to say!
Or, Girls = Money ^ Time. They get exponentially more expensive.MMike said:That is flawed math. Based on the first statement it should be "Time + Money".
There is a flaw in one of the substitutions in the equations.konabumm said:
No it's not.... If you've ever been with a woman (or girl in this case) for any length of time, you would know that money spent is multiplied by the amount of time spent with said girl (woman). Think about it....MMike said:That is flawed math. Based on the first statement it should be "Time + Money".
Exponentially extrapolating the same equation that I presented would lead to spending the entire gross national product of all the third world nations combined....while I pity the person that actually has to deal with that...I think it's humorous in it's falsehood.Polandspring88 said:Or, Girls = Money ^ Time. They get exponentially more expensive.
What about dudes? We spend money on them too It's not all just one waySecret Squirrel said:No it's not.... If you've ever been with a woman (or girl in this case) for any length of time, you would know that money spent is multiplied by the amount of time spent with said girl (woman). Think about it....
SS may have been referring to "ladies of the evening", in which case he is entirely correct.Snacks said:What about dudes? We spend money on them too It's not all just one way
you buy your dudes diamond engagement rings??!?! sweet!!! I want one!!!Snacks said:What about dudes? We spend money on them too It's not all just one way
robdamanii said:SS may have been referring to "ladies of the evening", in which case he is entirely correct.
But you do not need to. We do not need flowers or presents. Just spread your legs, cook us dinner and shut up. That is the best gift a woman can give.Snacks said:What about dudes? We spend money on them too It's not all just one way
No I'm not buying the engagement ring, but I'm not asking for one eitherSecret Squirrel said:you buy your dudes diamond engagement rings??!?! sweet!!! I want one!!!
We'd have to do a whole 'nother extrapolation for dudes....
It'd go a little something like this:
Guys require discharge of fluids regularly along with sleep to function properly, so:
Guys = Squirting + ZZZZZ
To discharge safely and efficiently we need a "Special Friend" (as my step mother calls it - for sake of expediting this we'll call SF a woman) with exceptional talents, so:
Squirting = Woman + Exceptional Talents
With me so far??
Guys = Woman w/ ET + ZZZZZ
Ok, so once woman w/ET finishes, guy is able to sleep to be able to function again later.
Guys + ZZZZZ = Woman w/ET
It's a wonderfully vicious cycle.
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If you think this post is not sarcastic, facetious, or funny....then you need help.
haha, That's going to get you b*tch slapped someday.Polandspring88 said:But you do not need to. We do not need flowers or presents. Just spread your legs, cook us dinner and shut up. That is the best gift a woman can give.
Snacks said:No I'm not buying the engagement ring, but I'm not asking for one either
Yes, I know you are being sarcastic , but I don't understand you're whole jibber jabber thing you posted above
That's already widely accepted, all we're trying to do here is prove that girls are too.bluebug32 said:and guys aren't evil??
We know damn well we are.bluebug32 said:and guys aren't evil??
Wow, did you ever think that women are showered with presents because they know if they didn't give us anything, we'd get sick of their crap and leave?Polandspring88 said:But you do not need to. We do not need flowers or presents. Just spread your legs, cook us dinner and shut up. That is the best gift a woman can give.
JK LOL!!!bluebug32 said:Wow, did you ever think that women are showered with presents because they know if they didn't give us anything, we'd get sick of their crap and leave?
Of course this doesn't apply to all men, just ones who think like this. Ones who will be eating a lot of microwave dinners for the rest of their lives
Yeah, the evil definitely goes both ways. I think evil girls are almost worse than evil guyskinghami3 said:That's already widely accepted, all we're trying to do here is prove that girls are too.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!Snacks said:What about dudes? We spend money on them too It's not all just one way
Kinky Friedman already covered that -Polandspring88 said:But you do not need to. We do not need flowers or presents. Just spread your legs, cook us dinner and shut up. That is the best gift a woman can give.
In high school I got part marks on a biology test when I put that down for "What are some of the differences between males and females."Polandspring88 said:Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.