That is all I have to say.
fvck em
fvck em
Girls suck
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I agree, down with girls. If they didn't have boobs we'd probably throw rocks at them.
DHracer1067 said:
That thing needs hair.
-dAn
sometimes they swallow, and that is good.
Ahh yes, the root of all girl troubles... the fvcking.BigMike said:
And a waist...greenreese said:
Her face is too round...
She actually looks a lot like the pic under your name xbluethunderx
Sounds like some lady did Big Mike wrong. Take it like a man and Get over it dude. 
Flakey Jake said:Sounds like some lady did Big Mike wrong. Take it like a man and Get over it dude.
All ladies do Big Mike wrong. They just dont like Big Mike, so, hell yeah
don't forget about vaginas!stinky|Dan said:
This is your chance to ride more.......
You know what they say about lemons and lemonade.
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You know what they say about lemons and lemonade.
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So let me get this straight- they suck and you fvck 'em.BigMike said:
Where exactly is the problem in this natural order?
you start so many threads like this. i think its you that sucks so bad, not us.
laura said:
That's what I was thinking...I understand there are bad apples here and there, but how could he pick a bad apple EVERY single time...dude...step back and take a look at your own damn self...are you fat? ugly? not good in the sack? do you smell? do you not perform oral? theres gotta be something that's turning the ladies off...
Maybe you're gay and that's what turns the ladies against you.... :devil:BigMike said:All ladies do Big Mike wrong. They just dont like Big Mike, so, hell yeah
DRB said:
From what I see on those home decorating & remodeling shows, gay-ness would ATTRACT more women, not send them running.
no problem here
Umm, no. Sure, a lot of women would be hanging out with you if you're looking very Fab 5-ish, but they'll start referring to you as "such a great friend." OK, OK, I'll admit, I have a lot of female friends....but I've fvcked every single one of them....and some of their sisters too.ghettorigged said:
From what I see on those home decorating & remodeling shows, gay-ness would ATTRACT more women, not send them running.
neaky: :evil:
Well, I was wondering when the voice of reason, moderation and modesty would prevail!
El Jefe said:Umm, no. Sure, a lot of women would be hanging out with you if you're looking very Fab 5-ish, but they'll start referring to you as "such a great friend." OK, OK, I'll admit, I have a lot of female friends....but I've fvcked every single one of them....and some of their sisters too.
Guys who feel like they need to have sex with all of their female friends in order to justify their friendship are doing both themselves and their friends a disservice.
Amen!binary visions said:
Guys who feel like they need to have sex with all of their female friends in order to justify their friendship are doing both themselves and their friends a disservice.
girls suck all the time, bm is just stating the obvious.
as far as having sex with all of your freinds, i am not sure that he is doing him and his friends a disservice, but you can be sure that he is doing his freinds.
you CAN live with them, and you CAN live without them, the choice is yours.
as far as having sex with all of your freinds, i am not sure that he is doing him and his friends a disservice, but you can be sure that he is doing his freinds.
you CAN live with them, and you CAN live without them, the choice is yours.
Read my post again. Having sex with friends isn't necessarily bad, but the old justification of "Oh, she's just my friend, but it's okay 'cause I've slept with her..."urbanhuckbot said:
It's too bad that some people aren't secure enough in their friendships (or themselves) to just accept them, instead of needing to sleep with someone as some kind of declaration of their manhood.
It's not particularly hard to just "get laid" - forming a good friendship based on trust and respect is a far more difficult task...
Women. Can't live with 'em....................................
Pass the beer nuts.
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Pass the beer nuts.
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Customer: hey barkeep, how about some food to go with this beer.
Bartender: well, you have 2 choices, deernuts and beernuts.
Customer: whats the difference?
Bartender: well beernuts are $1.25 and deernuts are under a buck!
(rimshot sounds in background)
Thank you, thank you........
Bartender: well, you have 2 choices, deernuts and beernuts.
Customer: whats the difference?
Bartender: well beernuts are $1.25 and deernuts are under a buck!
(rimshot sounds in background)
Thank you, thank you........
binary visions said:
the best relationships always start out as friendships. at least that's what i think. but what do i know.
and she should like riding bikes too