[eric strt6]

http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/article/Epic-facial-hair-at-the-World-Beard-Mustache-6553578.php#photo-8746452

Epic facial hair at the World Beard & Moustache Championships

one of many photos in the article

 

[stevew]

jbp is not a douche.

 

[jstuhlman]

those effing hipsters should all have their facial hair fed into a woodchipper

 

[jonKranked]

its a cross between hipster central and a pimp convention

 

[JohnE]

Hipster JBP wanna-bes...

 

[cecil]

I'm thinking they are the guys responsible for all these new "standards"

 

[Westy]

Fun fact: JBP's mustache doesn't grow. It just extends and retracts like a cat's claws.

 

[Mo(n)arch]

Yep, it's officially the offseason.

 

[stevew]

those effing hipsters should all have their facial hair fed into a woodchipper

 

[Mo(n)arch]

 

[jdcamb]

Unpossible.

 

[skibunny24]

These guys cannot be straight.... or they only date crazies. There is no way any woman in her right mind would want to look at that while receiving pleasure.

 

[jstuhlman]

those guys aren't even worthy of the woodchipper. just drug into the street and shot (andnpossibly heads mounted on pikes as a public lesson) would suffice.

 

[skibunny24]

Actually, I can't see any of the clean cut gay boys I know wanting their back tickled in that way either...

 

[Serial Midget]

Manicured beards are out. The man bun with chop sticks are what women really want. Do it.

 

[Mo(n)arch]

Actually, I can't see any of the clean cut gay boys I know wanting their back tickled in that way either...

"Pull on my (facial) hair!"

 

[ICEBALL585]

 

[Mo(n)arch]

 

[kickstand]

This thread makes me want to go shave.

 

[StiHacka]

 

[Mo(n)arch]

 

[WestCoastHucker]

baby batter beards...

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

OooohKaaaay...

Definitely not doing monster beard this season. It shall remain trimmed to an acceptable level of length for insulation from the cold while riding and subsequently removed when temps warm and a beard is no longer required.

Thank you Hipster Douchebags for ruining beards for the rest of us. Dicks.

 

[jdcamb]

Just so any of you know. I have have no interest in seeing what any of you actually look like. mustached or sans....

 

[mandown]

Just so any of you know. I have have no interest in seeing what any of you actually look like. mustached or sans....

You tell 'em, Vyv.

 

[Mo(n)arch]

OooohKaaaay...

Definitely not doing monster beard this season. It shall remain trimmed to an acceptable level of length for insulation from the cold while riding and subsequently removed when temps warm and a beard is no longer required.

Thank you Hipster Douchebags for ruining beards for the rest of us. Dicks.

Why so negative? Just make sure that your shoulder and back hair is equally long as your facial hair.
Oh, and carry a large axe or a sledge hammer not a bathing cap and goggles.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Why so negative? Just make sure that your shoulder and back hair is equally long as your facial hair.
Oh, and carry a large axe or a sledge hammer not a bathing cap and goggles.

Does a skull cap really make that much of a difference for that guy ?

Or is he trying to hide his only bald spot ?


That's about how long my beard got last season. When it started touching my chest I chopped it, way too creepy feeling for me.

 

[Mo(n)arch]

Does a skull cap really make that much of a difference for that guy ?

Or is he trying to hide his only bald spot ?


That's about how long my beard got last season. When it started touching my chest I chopped it, way too creepy feeling for me.

Dude is a Crossfitter (I know Iknow...). Maybe they have to wear the cap during the swim competition.
But yeah, the only bald spot is his head.