[DRB]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15018869/

A former handyman from North Providence who won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a malfunctioning penile implant may not get the money after a judge dismissed his claim.

Superior Court Judge Edward C. Clifton on Monday granted a request by the implant manufacturer's insurer to dismiss Charles "Chick" Lennon's claim, which his lawyers say will amount to $1 million with interest included.

The implant has caused Lennon to have an erection for 10 years.

Lennon received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before the impotence drug Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.

But Lennon, 68, said he can't position his penis downward because the device is faulty, causing him pain and embarrassment.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Um....I think I just found out why his nickname is Chick....heh...

 

[SkaredShtles]

Nice story, N8.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Nice story, N8.

DRB gets an F for original content.

 

[SkaredShtles]

DRB gets an F for original content.

You seem to be agreeing with me alot lately.

 

[DRB]

Nice story, N8.

He had an erection for 10 freakin' years......

 

[I Are Baboon]

You seem to be agreeing with me alot lately.

No, I just don't comment the 413 times a day I think you're being an assclown.

 

[valve bouncer]

That bloke obviously got stiffed by his lawyer.

 

[SkaredShtles]

No, I just don't comment the 413 times a day I think you're being an assclown.

That may be. But you do seem to be ageeing with me alot lately.

 

[SkaredShtles]

He had an erection for 10 freakin' years......

So WTF is he complaining about again?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

 

[DRB]

You want pictures of a 65 year old man's erection?

 

[loco-gringo]

That bloke obviously got stiffed by his lawyer.

I think it was the doc that stiffed him, actually.

 

[loco-gringo]

You want pictures of a 65 year old man's erection?

I thought that was an awful idea, but was hoping to forget I read that.

 

[SkaredShtles]

You want pictures of a 65 year old man's erection?

I think he's from California.

NTTAWWT.

 

[stevew]

He had an erection for 10 freakin' years......

He sould have gotten a job as a clown.......

"Honey, I got Stiffy the clown for Beatrice's birthday party."

 

[DRB]

He sould have gotten a job as a clown.......

"Honey, I got Stiffy the clown for Beatrice's birthday party."

Literally there is a mouth full of half chewed sandwich all over my desk and laptop right now.

 

[loco-gringo]

On a related note (from the related stories down low on the page) http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14905485/.

Fourteen days after the penis transplant, the recipient and his wife requested that the organ be removed “because of the wife’s psychological rejection as well as the swollen shape of the transplanted penis,” the surgeons report in the journal.

 

[partsbara]

On a related note (from the related stories down low on the page) http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14905485/.

'Fourteen days after the penis transplant, the recipient and his wife requested that the organ be removed “because of the wife’s psychological rejection as well as the swollen shape of the transplanted penis,” the surgeons report in the journal.'

that quote is just plain wrong...


oh god, this thread is fvckin miserable...

 

[loco-gringo]

Blame MSNBC.

At least the doctors didn't say it was whacked off.

 

[DRB]

'Fourteen days after the penis transplant, the recipient and his wife requested that the organ be removed “because of the wife’s psychological rejection as well as the swollen shape of the transplanted penis,” the surgeons report in the journal.'

that quote is just plain wrong...


oh god, this thread is fvckin miserable...

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=165972&highlight=pump

 

[loco-gringo]

Surgeons led by Dr. Hu Weilie at Guangzhou General Hospital performed the complex 15-hour microsurgery to attach the penis in September 2005, a hospital spokesperson said Tuesday. The penis had been donated by the parents of a 22-year-old brain-dead man.

I wonder if the man really would have "donated" it. I also wish the doc's name had been Dr. Hu J Weilie.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

I wonder if the man really would have "donated" it. I also wish the doc's name had been Dr. Hu J Weilie.

Mmmm-hmmm.....Microsurgery....If I needed a transplant of that origin, the docs would need blow torches and 3/8" galvanized piping for my member....[Duffman]Oh yeah.....[/Duffman]...that's right....I'm a robot.....

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

hehehehe, "Dr. Hu Weili"....
they only way to top would have been "Dr. Yu Weilie"

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

You want pictures of a 65 year old man's erection?

apparently the sarcasm of my post was not properly conveyed