[JRB]

A very large, older lady just told me about this glothong thing some guy from Dallas came up with. I want her to stop talking about it. The pics of the chicks she got from the intraweb are good - , but her presenting it has ruined it for me.

 

[dh boyeee]

why do u need something glowing on the floor anyways?

 

[zod]

It's hard to tell if somethings glowing in the dark if it's lodge in the black forest.....

 

[stosh]

 

[llkoolkeg]

why do u need something glowing on the floor anyways?

It was designed so that even the most clumsy of lovers can remove it in the dark. A velcro-strapped bra is also in the works.

 

[iresmoke1]

It was designed so that even the most clumsy of lovers can remove it in the dark. A velcro-strapped bra is also in the works.

If you can't take it off you can't go in.

 

[stosh]

If you can't take it off you can't go in.

damn i'm horny now..... stop the sexy thoughts in my head....

 

[dh boyeee]

im with iresmoke, some people just need practice, not handicaps...

 

[biggins]

damn i'm horny now..... stop the sexy thoughts in my head....

it might have something to do with the monkey humping your ear dude

 

[JRB]

If you could see the lady that brought it up, you would have "never wood".

 

[dh boyeee]

If you could see the lady that brought it up, you would have "never wood".

HAH! that is an affliction i do not want. NO PICS PLEASE!

 

[jacksonpt]

A velcro-strapped bra is also in the works.

FINALLY!!!

 

[iresmoke1]

it might have something to do with the monkey humping your ear dude

LOLOLOL

 

[stosh]

LOLOLOL

I'm gonna be down in Philly sometimes this spring but now I"m not gonna tell you when I come down.

 

[iresmoke1]

I'm gonna be down in Philly sometimes this spring but now I"m not gonna tell you when I come down.

Yes you WILL.
I'll do more to that ear than your little hat rodent.....



(after you shower and disinfect properly)

 

[dexterq20]

Ta-da!

 

[JRB]

That is not the lady that was telling me about em.

 

[iresmoke1]

She's got some weak jewlery.
She's not using what her mamma gave her.


Shallow-yes
correct-hell yes

 

[biggins]

looks like she just moved her engagement ring to her pinky for the picture.

 

[iresmoke1]

looks like she just moved her engagement ring to her pinky for the picture.

She shouldn't have...

ouch

 

[biggins]

She shouldn't have...

ouch

it looks like that though

 

[iresmoke1]

it looks like that though

Why aren't you focusing on the thong?
Is everything okay today?
Want me to feel your forehead?

 

[biggins]

Why aren't you focusing on the thong?
Is everything okay today?
Want me to feel your forehead?

wow of all the ways i could edit your quote right now and im not. there must be something wrong with me.

 

[iresmoke1]

wow of all the ways i could edit your quote right now and im not. there must be something wrong with me.

edit how?

KIDDING

 

[stosh]

there must be something wrong with me.

Yes there is!!!

 

[biggins]

edit how?

KIDDING

uhmmmmmmm nevermind

 

[math2014]

well you can always rip off if you cant remove using normal methods ....but then.... $$$

 

[HRDTLBRO]

Bwah!
Reminds me of the guy who would rather watch Star Wars than have sex on Bob and Tom...

 

[JRB]

Why the hell is she still talking to me about this today?????

 

[Curb Hucker]

uhmmmmmmm nevermind

no, no way, are you a..... no it cant be