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DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
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My own world inside my head
So turns out...

Wife will be in the hospital for some time. After ripping more than. Few people new a holes all day yesterday an MRI was done. Turns out there is no evidence that a gall stone actually passed, the pancreas is just plain pissed off. Four specialists cannot determine why, as of now the lipase numbers are four time normal again, and the pancreas is substantially swollen and there is a considerable amount of fluid build up outside the pancreas, liver, stomach and surrounding area.
At this point nothing matters other than making the pancreatitis go away. She cannot come home until she can be pain free and eat solid food without the lipase coming back up. If this does not happen soonshe will be having to be fed via IV, and have zero intake of food or water.

Happy friday ya'll, it is shitty news, but it is solid news, honest news and complete news
 

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
24,208
14,851
directly above the center of the earth
that sucks DM, best to the wife.

Nice drought busting rainstorm came through yesterday. Some areas got more rain in 24 hours than they got all of last year. Some areas had nearly empty reservoirs and the runoff from yesterday filled some of them.

 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,698
10,494
MTB New England
Hang in there, Mike and Wife.

'Morning, Special Snowflakes. Headed up to Vermont for the weekend to get our ski season started, and the search for new skis will begin.
 

StiHacka

Compensating for something
Jan 4, 2013
21,560
12,508
In hell. Welcome!
Morning! The coastal storm is finally gone after a few days of misery. Also, TGIF. I desperately need some pedaling. New frame is arriving soon, perhaps it is time to tell the wife before she finds it on the door step.
 

dhmike

Turbo Monkey
Dec 20, 2006
4,304
43
Boise Idaho
Dang dirty , best wishes to you and your wife . I hope you two are home soon playing with the little dirty and not at the hospital.
 

ICEBALL585

Bacontard
Sep 8, 2009
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.:585:.
Afternoon!

Vacation days to burn up so three day weekend for me. Wifey is at work and little guy is at daycare so it's drinking a couple brews, doing laundry, watching old Bond flicks, and cleaning up around the house on the agenda. Why can't every Friday be like this?!?!?!?
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
41,058
10,006
black keys tonight and tomorrow...

also going with older brother to check out a audi wagon tomorrow...
 
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Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,445
8,529
Howdy all. Busy morning--I'm reading ultrasounds today and have already read 28 before 10:30 in the morning.

On the upside, I had a pleasantly malodorous 0.6 lb morning poop, and also rode to work, as I have done every day since Monday. Weekend and early next week snow forecast may upset my plans for riding in next week.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
55,803
21,815
Sleazattle
Howdy all. Busy morning--I'm reading ultrasounds today and have already read 28 before 10:30 in the morning.

On the upside, I had a pleasantly malodorous 0.6 lb morning poop, and also rode to work, as I have done every day since Monday. Weekend and early next week snow forecast may upset my plans for riding in next week.

Did you weigh the turd directly or did you go the body weight delta route? If you go the body weight route be sure to take urine output into consideration.
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,445
8,529
Did you weigh the turd directly or did you go the body weight delta route? If you go the body weight route be sure to take urine output into consideration.
I took a piss, weighed myself, took a shower, expelled said feces without urinating further, then weighed myself again. If anything, the turd-weight is greater than 0.6 lbs due to post-shower hair wetness and the like.

#science
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,154
26,498
media blackout
I took a piss, weighed myself, took a shower, expelled said feces without urinating further, then weighed myself again. If anything, the turd-weight is greater than 0.6 lbs due to post-shower hair wetness and the like.

#science
you're forgetting to subtract the filth and dead skin cells & hair that got washed away in the shower
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
55,803
21,815
Sleazattle
I took a piss, weighed myself, took a shower, expelled said feces without urinating further, then weighed myself again. If anything, the turd-weight is greater than 0.6 lbs due to post-shower hair wetness and the like.

#science

I hoped all these data points were logged in your lab notebook, all measurement devices calibrated and N.I.S.T. traceable.
 

jstuhlman

bagpipe wanker
Dec 3, 2009
17,253
14,026
Cackalacka du Nord
shouldn't you resolve your poop pipe problems first?

stevew-interested to hear how a show at twc is (other than overpriced beer). usually go to fillmoar, tremont, or amos's...

parents in town here. mine are the "entertain me" type rather than the "we'll play with the grandkids while you have fun" type. pity, as i'm missing an epic ride in the hills...

so i'll drink whenever possible instead.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
55,803
21,815
Sleazattle
shouldn't you resolve your poop pipe problems first?

stevew-interested to hear how a show at twc is (other than overpriced beer). usually go to fillmoar, tremont, or amos's...

parents in town here. mine are the "entertain me" type rather than the "we'll play with the grandkids while you have fun" type. pity, as i'm missing an epic ride in the hills...

so i'll drink whenever possible instead.

PIITB
 

pinkshirtphotos

site moron
Jul 5, 2006
4,860
634
Vernon, NJ
Did about enough riding to know the temperature, not warm enough. So I got the ride a bit. Phish tickets I have no reason for asking the boss tomorrow for time away. And tomorrow I'll be riding in the light. Night riding sucks alone anyway.
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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stevew-interested to hear how a show at twc is (other than overpriced beer). usually go to fillmoar, tremont, or amos's...
over priced...tickets for the show in SC were 20 dollars cheaper and better seats...

while the fillmore is nice...i prefer the shithole that is the tremont....amos's southend is cool...