[jonKranked]

8-Year-Olds Hospitalized After Drinking Vial of PCP

The only people who do PCP anymore are time-capusled beat poets who haven't yet heard of meth. Oh, and if you're going to get technical about it, two eight-year-old cousins in Renton who found a vial filled with yellow liquid on a playground outside of their school and, kids being kids, decided to put the unknown substance in their mouths.

One of the cousins poured out half the liquid into his hand and licked it. The other then drank what was left in the vial.

When the boys got home one of their moms found the empty vial in her son's pocket. Apparently equipped with the drug-sniffing prowess of a trained German Shepherd, the mom then sniffed the vial and whisked the kids off to the hospital, later telling police it had smelled of PCP.

(Note to authorities: PCP-filled playgrounds may be of lesser concern than the mom who can differentiate one drug from another by scent.)

Once at the hospital, physicians confirmed that the boys had indeed ingested the drug. Hopefully making them the only kids at Kennydale Elementary to have personal knowledge of the effects of Angel Dust.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Even my kids know that a vial of yellow liquid is likely pi$$ and they shouldn't drink it.

 

[jonKranked]

Even my kids know that a vial of yellow liquid is likely pi$$ and they shouldn't drink it.

maybe these kids had a mom who was 15 when she gave birth. might also explain why she knew what pcp smells like

 

[eaterofdog]

Mom can't pay attention cause she's on that dust.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Renton...why am I not surprised...

 

[Da Peach]

capusled?

 

[IH8Rice]

. might also explain why she knew what pcp smells like

if youve smelled it once, youll never forget what it smells like ever again.
its like the smell of a dead body. that smell is permanently burned into your senses

 

[kickstand]

they didn't find it at the playground, they found it in mom's stash, thats how come she knew what it was

 

[Colonel Angus]

It's scary to think that you have kids...

 

[eaterofdog]

Wayne Brady gave it to em.

 

[Jim Mac]

Meh... at the 2nd BMX race I went to in the early 80's, some guy tried to sell me angel dust. No biggie!

 

[jonKranked]

Meh... at the 2nd BMX race I went to in the early 80's, some guy tried to sell me angel dust. No biggie!

so you didn't buy it until the 3rd race you went to?

 

[JohnE]

Dear Charles Darwin...please dont let these urchins reproduce.

 

[jimmydean]

Natural selection is a bitch.

 

[jonKranked]

Natural selection is a bitch.

PCP's a helluva drug

 

[Jim Mac]

PCP's a helluva drug

You're telling me!

(sorry, story that I will not repeat in the internutz).

 

[bizutch]

Obviously it was their 3rd grade teacher's stash, who no doubt is splitting sheets with the mom. Duh!

 

[captainpolution]

8-Year-Olds Hospitalized After Drinking Vial of PCP

the mom was probably pissed she dropped it.

 

[stevew]

there is hope for the youth of america.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Meh... at the 2nd BMX race I went to in the early 80's, some guy tried to sell me angel dust. No biggie!

We used to eat Twinkies in staging to get amped up for the next moto. Hmm maybe PCP would have improved my gate starts.

 

[JohnE]

...it would have made the heat more interesting I bet.