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Going to see Screech tonite (from Saved By the Bell)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by N8 v2.0, Aug 26, 2005.

  1. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Screech aka Dustin Diamond

    I've got a couple of free tickets thank to my friend Scarlett and we are going to the local comedy club to see this dude.

    Hope it's worth it...
     

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  2. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Quite a social life you've got going on...
     
  3. riderx

    riderx Monkey

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    Free tickets, who cares? You can't get a refund on the hours of your life you'll waste!
     
  4. AlmostHeaven

    AlmostHeaven Turbo Monkey

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    hhhmmm......nope. sorry, not worth it. i'd go for about $500.
     
  5. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    frankly scarlett, i dont give a damn

    no but seriously .. what does he do?? stand up???
    does he use saved by the bell in his jokes or is he his own character
     
  6. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    he has got a porn name.
     
  7. Senôr Lopez

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    I remember for the longest time people swore that Screech and Mike D. (Diamond) from the Beastie Boys were brothers!!!
     
  8. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    i thought they were for forever. they look alike.
     
  9. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    This just in.....

    Saved by the Buzz

    Dustin "Screech" DiamondEver since its emergence in the twilight of the 1980s, we've been suckers for a good "Saved by the Bell" (+16%) story. Whenever a SBTB cast member hits the Buzz, we get swirly flashbacks of Saturdays squandered watching the gang at Bayside High School.

    The latest madcap adventures of an ex-Baysider involve Dustin Diamond. He who will be forever known as Screech burst out of obscurity into the top 4,000 searches this past week. Diamond was recently evicted from his home in Port Washington, Wisconsin, and appeared on Howard Stern's show to tell his woeful tale and hawk some T-shirts in hopes of fending off foreclosure.

    The rest of the Saved by the Bell cast is also making the grade in Search these days. Resident jock AC Slater, aka Mario Lopez (+4%), will soon be jumping around in "Dancing with the Stars." The lovely "tiffani thiessen," "lark voorhies," (not bipolar or a cocaine addict as the tabloids allege), and "mark-paul gosselaar" (canceled on "Commander in Chief") have also seen their GPAs rise in the Buzz.

    But searches for showgirl and former "Bell" girl Elizabeth Berkley (+103%) have climbed the highest on the popularity pole, which might prove that her decision to never be Jessie Spano again was a sign of actually having some class.
     
  10. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    am i supposed to understand what that cut-n-pastie means?
     
  11. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    evidently he needs the money. i saw he is selling shirts on the web to to keep his house from being foreclosed on.
     
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    DH biker Turbo Monkey

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    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    N8, you have to buy a shirt with your free tickets. The back says "I helped save Screeech's house".

    He had to add an extra "e" to avoid being sued by the "Saved by the bell" mafia or something.
     
  14. Brian HCM#1

    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    He was on Howard Stern last week.
     
  15. spincrazy

    spincrazy I love to climb

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    are you sure you aren't going to a family reunion?
     
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    BSEVEER Monkey

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    Be sure to ask him about his 10 inch dong.
     
  17. habitatxskate

    habitatxskate blah blah blah

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    screech? don't drop anything..
     
  18. Spitfired

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    I saw him a few months back.
    Thought he was pretty funny, actually.
     
  19. Brian HCM#1

    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    LOL, Stern was all over that remark:rofl:
     
  20. sam_little

    sam_little Monkey

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    so............. ?

    edit: so, as is so how was it. Not SO, as in so who the hell cares.