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Going to the Olympic Torch Protest: What should I do?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by sanjuro, Apr 9, 2008.

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What should I do?

  1. Tackle the torchbearer

    8.9%
  2. Hit the torch with a super soaker

    35.7%
  3. Incite the crowd by yelling "Free Tibet"

    21.4%
  4. Punch a riot officer

    14.3%
  5. Turn myself into Manimal now

    28.6%
  6. Whip it out of my pants and make wee wee on it.

    25.0%
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  1. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    Just suggesting...

    ps, I will be wearing a rainbow bandana over my face...
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    You know you're just going to post pics of your illegal antics on myspace anyway.
     
    #2 -   Apr 9, 2008
  3. giantrider89

    giantrider89 Monkey

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    was it you who was talking about making a giant water canon to put out the torch?

    dont know how much chit you would get into.....but it'd be funny!
     
    #3 -   Apr 9, 2008
  4. Transcend

    Transcend My Nuts Are Flat

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    firehose.

    Also watch out for the crazy 6ft+ chinese paramilitary torch body guards. Crazy Chinese Gov't.
     
    #4 -   Apr 9, 2008
  5. Damo

    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    I doubt a supersoaker will do much against a gas flame that size. Plus you'd have to get up close and I'm sure security would be on you in seconds.

    Stand on top of a building with a fire hose. Make sure you have a quick and clean getaway...

    Why are you doing this again?
     
    #5 -   Apr 9, 2008
  6. Red Rabbit

    Red Rabbit Picky Pooper

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    to quote Soulja Boi "Super Soak dat ho"
     
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  7. giantrider89

    giantrider89 Monkey

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    is it just me.....or does that not add up to 100%


    last time i checked 1/4 does not equal 33.33% :think:
     
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  8. Damo

    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    You got the smarts.
     
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  9. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    When I told my friend my intention to build a super soaker, he knew right away this would be my excuse to commit an immature prank in the cause of protesting the No. 1 violator of human rights in the world.
     
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  10. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    :rofl:

    You suck at teh mathz.
     
  11. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    Be the torch...



    Nothing says protest like self immolation.
     
  12. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    ^^^^^^^
    :rofl:
     
  13. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Yet another poll without a beer or bacon option. :disgust1:
     
  14. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    i think you should punch a riot officer....i'd love to see the footy of that on youtube. "look, look..there he goes....whap!" "which one is he?" "umm..the one with the bleeding ears" ;)
    on a side note: i'm starting to think that san franciscans protest as a way of greeting. down here, we have ticker tape parades for visitors to show our appreciation, maybe SF just thinks that welcoming via protests is just their dysfunctional way of saying "howdy neighbor!" ;)
     
  15. syadasti

    syadasti i heart mac

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  17. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Supersoaker

    filled with gasoline.


    Just kidding, use ethanol
     
  18. brungeman

    brungeman I give a shirt

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    just sayin!
     
  19. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    There's no "whip it out" option, either...

    :disgust1:
     
  20. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    When in doubt, whip it out.
     
  21. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    What is it, "Give A Sh!t About Tibet For A Day" day in San Francisco?
     
  22. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    If you really want to piss 'em off you gotta put out the lamp that they light the torch from. The lamp carries the "actual" Olympic flame or whatever. Should be in a bus or van following the runner so they can relight the torch when some random retard extinguishes the torch with a super soaker.
     
  23. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Seriously. Most of those people probably don't even know wtf they're protesting.
     
  24. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    I don't. What the heck does the torch have to do with Tibet?
     
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    stevew unique white person

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    Anything that makes them feel better about themselves.....
     
  26. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    Rather than harass the torch bearers, why don't these cvnts just boycott NBC for a year?

    Going without sh!te like Heroes or My Name is Earl would be to fvcking unbearable for them?
     
  27. ire

    ire Turbo Monkey

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    :rofl:

    They'll protest the torch, and China, and then afterwards go shopping at Wal-Mart
     
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    Wumpus makes avatars better

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    If you're being serious, the olympics are in China this year, and China has been putting the smackdown on the tibetians this year(and many past decades).
     
  29. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    Dress up a bunch of friends in Chinese Army uniforms, march with the runner and taunt the crowd :D
     
  30. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    Listen to Lennon...

    Let it Be,
    Let it Be,
    oh Let it Be,
    Let it Be,
    Listen to words of wisdom
    Let it Beeeeeee


    his $0.02, not mine.... ;)

    FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET
     
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    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Stray_cat Monkey

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    People might get upset but you could saturate the air with carbon dioxide. That'd put it out, and you wouldn't have to worry about security.
     
  33. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    just breathe heavy
     
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    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    Steal the torch and use it to cook bacon while enjoying a beer?
     
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    Interesting that you would use words of a Communist to speak out against other Communists. :disgust1:
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    We regularly have tools like that in my martial arts school. We'll go to a club afterwards and since they can't dance, they'd do katas on the dance floor. 'tards.
     
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    Silver find me a tampon

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    Drink 24 cans of Pabst, and then piss on it.
     
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    If you had half a brain, and really wanted to protest China, stop shopping at Wal-Mart.