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  1. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    something about this made me laugh... i think its the visual image ... just though id share

    Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when he

    neighbor peered over the fence.
    Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing,
    he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?
    "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without
    looking up, and
    I've just buried him."
    The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for
    a goldfish, isn't it?"
    Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
    >
    >"That's because he's inside your fvcking cat."
     

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  2. JRB

    JRB Guest

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    hahahaha
     
  3. DHS

    DHS Friendly Neighborhood Pool Boy

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    hahahah good one
     
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    Reactor Turbo Monkey

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    Nice.
     
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    Konabumm Konaboner

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    Wasn't that from the just released movie "A lot like Love" ????

    I think so
     
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    stosh Darth Bailer

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    damn you beat me to it!!!
     
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    firetoole duch bag

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    hmmm :think:
     
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    How was that movie, Sally?
     
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    stosh Darth Bailer

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    It's noting compared to Raising Helen.
     
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    JRB Guest

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    What could be???
     
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    LOL!!! That's a good one!