[Westy]

:angry: :eviltongu

i can't believe i didn't get any comments on my unicorn comment.

ungrateful bastards.

I didn't get it until now and was afraid to ask.

 

[SkaredShtles]

there is ice in tahoe. fact. there is lots more ice on the east. another fact.

This is a big difference between Cali & the Rockies - we don't get ice here. It's too cold.

 

[stosh]

It sure does.

Of course, Eastern skiers who come out west never go back.

At least they don't go back to ski.

Everybody knows when Pimps come out east, they never go back...

At least they don't go back for the women.

 

[stosh]

:angry: :eviltongu

i can't believe i didn't get any comments on my unicorn comment.

ungrateful bastards.

Link????

 

[narlus]

Link????

this thread, time stamp of 3:18

 

[stosh]

this thread, time stamp of 3:18

The book of John 3:18?

 

[narlus]

go ye, onto the ice floe, and seek forgiveness.

DT, is that the correct verse?

 

[stosh]

go ye, onto the ice floe, and seek forgiveness.

DT, is that the correct verse?

The unicorn joke was good but it lost it's pizzazz because I had to go back and read it.

 

[narlus]

yeah. the air had been sucked out, leaving a shriveled husk behind.

 

[stosh]

yeah. the air had been sucked out, leaving a shriveled husk behind.

Are you talking about the Unicorn?
That poor thing?
I'll have to start up a help the Unicorn fund.

Am I a bad person for not contribuiting to any "Help the victims of __(insert natural disaster here)_________ "

 

[Westy]

yeah. the air had been sucked out, leaving a shriveled husk behind.

That is why unicorns are extinct and unicorn fossils are often mistaken for a large raisin.

 

[narlus]

but a tasty raisin.

 

[Westy]

but a tasty raisin.

I bet they taste like magical jerky.

 

[stosh]

I bet they taste like magical jerky.

Fortified with age!!!

 

[SkaredShtles]

but a tasty raisin.

A large, petrified raisin? Can those actually taste good?

 

[robdamanii]

"adjustment"

dude we call that a "happy ending"

I call that "chiropractic therapy".

 

[robdamanii]

I think he's Prego!!!

Yeah, there's something growing in my erector spinae muscles.

 

[narlus]

A large, petrified raisin? Can those actually taste good?

probably not.

word of advice - do NOT order the "1000 year egg" from chinese bakeries.

 

[bluebug32]

Yeah, there's something growing in my erector spinae muscles.

Uh oh, did I knock you up??

I told you we should have been more careful!

 

[amydalayna]

probably not.

word of advice - do NOT order the "1000 year egg" from chinese bakeries.

preserved duck eggs aren't something i eat on a regular basis.

or let only eat ever.

 

[stosh]

I hear thats why unicorn fossils are rear, because just like Tiger cock the chinese eat them.

 

[stosh]

Uh oh, did I knock you up??

I told you we should have been more careful!

You got owned by pull and pray!

 

[robdamanii]

Uh oh, did I knock you up??

I told you we should have been more careful!

If you impregnated me with a massive knot in my back, then yes.

 

[stosh]

If you impregnated me with a massive knot in my back, then yes.

maybe it's a tumor?

 

[McGRP01]

Yeah, there's something growing in my erector spinae muscles.

Are you hitting on me?

 

[stosh]

Are you hitting on me?

I just pulled out my trusty "Hit-O-meter" and it's off the charts. Apparently ROB is hitting on you.

 

[robdamanii]

maybe it's a tumor?

I certainly hope not.

 

[robdamanii]

Are you hitting on me?

Maybe.

I just pulled out my trusty "Hit-O-meter" and it's off the charts. Apparently ROB is hitting on you.

Don't you have some trail running to do?

 

[bluebug32]

I certainly hope not.

the correct answer is...

IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!! IT'S NOT A TUMOR AT ALL!!!

ARRRRGH!!!

 

[stosh]

Maybe.



Don't you have some trail running to do?

Yeah in the rain in my white shirt.....
Am I turning you on?

 

[robdamanii]

the correct answer is...

IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!! IT'S NOT NOT TUMOR AT ALL!!!

ARRRRGH!!!

Um...thanks Governator.

 

[stosh]

the correct answer is...

IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!! IT'S NOT NOT TUMOR AT ALL!!!

ARRRRGH!!!

I totally set him up and he's all Mr. Serious Boy.

 

[stosh]

Um...thanks Governator.

She must have Governed your a$$ when she impregnated you!!!!

 

[robdamanii]

Yeah in the rain in my white shirt.....
Am I turning you on?

I just threw up in my mouth....thanks.

 

[stosh]

I just threw up in my mouth....thanks.

So what'd you have for lunch?

 

[Westy]

So what'd you have for lunch?

And dinner!

 

[bluebug32]

Yeah in the rain in my white shirt.....
Am I turning you on?

What would Aubrey say if I was admiring your man nipples?

 

[robdamanii]

So what'd you have for lunch?

I had a chicken salad sandwich. And now it's all back for a second time. The thought of you in a white wet shirt, with nipples ready to cut glass....

BARFFFF!