Will the rapture beat the LHC to it?
5:30pm here so 30min to go apparently?
5:30pm here so 30min to go apparently?
Goodbye everyone, it's been swell.
- Thread starter Damo
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This is great! There is now a volcano in the back yard and there are a whole bunch of born-agains half covered in lava and ash and screaming and writhing a lot.
A volcano?
All we got was a stupid sink hole. Only 10 ****ing foot deep. One car fell in and then those damn loonies had to jump up and down on it to make enough room to throw themselves in...
That was 3 hours ago. I can still see the tops of their heads and hear them talking about how much like home Heaven looks, and asking each other things like "Hey buddy, when does Jesus turn up with the margaritas?"
All we got was a stupid sink hole. Only 10 ****ing foot deep. One car fell in and then those damn loonies had to jump up and down on it to make enough room to throw themselves in...
That was 3 hours ago. I can still see the tops of their heads and hear them talking about how much like home Heaven looks, and asking each other things like "Hey buddy, when does Jesus turn up with the margaritas?"
Jesus makes the best margaritas. Fresh squeezed limes with just a splash of lemon, Patron Citronge, and some Herradura Anejo. Jesus is the margarita master but Arturo makes it all worth it because he doesn't charge me full price.
Why is this not a custom title??Awesome tags...
"damo=hardon collider"
All of the Christians be sure to thank "Crazy" Camping for making the atheists even MORE smug. Do this a couple more times and we'll have a black hole of smugness.
Ooooh, is that waiting for the rapture outdoors eating dehydrated food?
Does your Crazy Camping tent have a Jesus Vent in the fly for when you go to heaven without warning?
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LHC creates matter from light
The Large Hadron Collider plays with Albert Einstein's famous equation, E = mc2, to transform matter into energy and then back into different forms of matter. But on rare occasions, it can skip the first step and collide pure energy—in the form of electromagnetic waves.
phys.org
Hurry up and create that black hole that will engulf the solar system. Fuckers
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The tags!
Best thread tags ever
Best thread tags ever
I kilt im when I went to Morzine last August...... Built him into a berm on a pirate trail just off Family trail on the Plenny.
It was for the best.
