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GOP Convention drinking game

dante

Unabomber
Feb 13, 2004
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Drink every time the speaker mentions reducing the national deficit *and* cutting taxes on everyone in the same sentence (without the preface of "it's impossible to....").

Drink every time the Salt Lake City Olympics are brought up.

Drink every time a recipient of Stimulus money claims to have balanced their budget and cut taxes (thanks to billions of stimulus money).

Drink when a speaker says "smaller government" without specifying a single example of where they should cut.

Drink every time the "We/You built this!" is said inside a stadium built with 60% taxpayer funds.

Finish your drink whenever a speaker doesn't mention a specific thing that Romney did as governor (ie, signed XXXX bill, vetoed YYYY, etc) during the entire speech.

Any others?
 

dan-o

Turbo Monkey
Jun 30, 2004
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That's a pretty complicated game.
The GOP in itself is enough to drive me to drinking.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
37,045
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Sleazattle
That's a pretty complicated game.
The GOP in itself is enough to drive me to drinking.
Yeah, thinking about how these people could be controller our future makes me want to get drunk.

And I generally drink to lower my IQ to those around me.
 

Jim Mac

MAKE ENDURO GREAT AGAIN
May 21, 2004
6,364
281
the middle east of NY
Hey now! Got a pile of beer left from my grad party, might try this out tonight!

I agree on simplifying - how about drink when you hear:

deficit

responsible

trillions

lie/liar/YOU LIE!