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GOP Convention drinking game

Discussion in 'Politics & World News' started by dante, Aug 28, 2012.

  1. dante

    dante Unabomber

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    Drink every time the speaker mentions reducing the national deficit *and* cutting taxes on everyone in the same sentence (without the preface of "it's impossible to....").

    Drink every time the Salt Lake City Olympics are brought up.

    Drink every time a recipient of Stimulus money claims to have balanced their budget and cut taxes (thanks to billions of stimulus money).

    Drink when a speaker says "smaller government" without specifying a single example of where they should cut.

    Drink every time the "We/You built this!" is said inside a stadium built with 60% taxpayer funds.

    Finish your drink whenever a speaker doesn't mention a specific thing that Romney did as governor (ie, signed XXXX bill, vetoed YYYY, etc) during the entire speech.

    Any others?
     

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  2. dante

    dante Unabomber

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    Crap, have to finish another one, McDonnell barely mentioned Romney at all, let alone his governor's record....
     
  3. dan-o

    dan-o Turbo Monkey

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    That's a pretty complicated game.
    The GOP in itself is enough to drive me to drinking.
     
  4. dante

    dante Unabomber

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    Simple version: Keep drinking as long as they're not *actually* talking about Romney...
     
  5. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Yeah, thinking about how these people could be controller our future makes me want to get drunk.

    And I generally drink to lower my IQ to those around me.
     
  6. Jim Mac

    Jim Mac MAKE ENDURO GREAT AGAIN

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    Hey now! Got a pile of beer left from my grad party, might try this out tonight!

    I agree on simplifying - how about drink when you hear:

    deficit

    responsible

    trillions

    lie/liar/YOU LIE!
     
  7. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    is this the previously embargoed chris christie speach?

     
  8. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Chris Farley looks WAY healthier than Chris Christie does.