Drink every time the speaker mentions reducing the national deficit *and* cutting taxes on everyone in the same sentence (without the preface of "it's impossible to...."). Drink every time the Salt Lake City Olympics are brought up. Drink every time a recipient of Stimulus money claims to have balanced their budget and cut taxes (thanks to billions of stimulus money). Drink when a speaker says "smaller government" without specifying a single example of where they should cut. Drink every time the "We/You built this!" is said inside a stadium built with 60% taxpayer funds. Finish your drink whenever a speaker doesn't mention a specific thing that Romney did as governor (ie, signed XXXX bill, vetoed YYYY, etc) during the entire speech. Any others?