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JRB

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I don't want one, but I'm glad you like it. I saw some jack ass tearing up the trails by my house, where it is muddy, in a Dodge Durango. Your Hummer looks more capable. I'll bet it's a bitch to get a bike on it though.

Nice dog.
 

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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MMike said:
Your rapier wit knows no bounds.

But I see your "you'd know" and raise you a "so's your face"
Ah... a Valley Girls reference.... but it should have been, "no, but your face is..."
 

laura

DH_Laura
Jul 16, 2002
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Tenchiro said:
Man you got to get your neighbors to put some color on thier houses...

:dead:
i'm sure there is some kind of ordenance preventing anyone in the neighborhood from expression individual taste in exterior home decor.
 

laura

DH_Laura
Jul 16, 2002
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Glitter Gulch
MMike said:
White????? Liberace gay. Nothing gayer than a white vehicle...not even pink. .no matter what it is.

Don't you drive a VW bug? or a mini van? or a jeep grand cherokee or something?
 
J

JRB

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MMike said:
How much wood would a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood could peck wood?
I'm pretty sure you would peck any amount of wood they would put in front of you. :think:
 

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
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¡Phoenix!
Didn't read the thread, and I won't be back, but I'm sorry to hear about your lack of brain power AND your small penis.

How could a cyclist be such a complete dumbass?!

:clue:
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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As long as it works for you. I fail to see the point to the consumer H trucks. But again, if it fits your needs. Cool.
 

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
11,003
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The Cleft of Venus
jimmydean said:
As long as it works for you. I fail to see the point to the consumer H trucks. But again, if it fits your needs. Cool.
It sure beats the heck out of a Ford Exploder... or a j**p.
 

DirtyDog

Gang probed by the Golden Banana
Aug 2, 2005
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stinkyboy said:
Didn't read the thread, and I won't be back, but I'm sorry to hear about your lack of brain power AND your small penis.

How could a cyclist be such a complete dumbass?!

:clue:
Countdown to ban........

Anyway, you should have gotten the other kind of hummer.
 
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JRB

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BeerDemon said:
Countdown to ban........

Anyway, you should have gotten the other kind of hummer.
What has he done now, other than be a pvssy about the Hell's Angel??? I read how they are organized and stuff in AZ, so I'd be scared of them too. They are like the New Mexican Mafia. :D