[gonefirefightin]

I jumped on the harley to rip the 5 miles down to the liquor store to get a can of copenhagen. the rain was coming and I was wearing only my cut and a "novelty helmet" so I decided to open the pig up on the short jaunt back.

just as I am coming over one of the bridges doing close to 80ish+ a county mounty is coming the other direction.

being I was wearing my colors and he had me way over 45 I figured I would pull over.

as he walked up we recognized each other from another "incident" when he had to remove a female from my place. this prompted a smirky smile on both of our faces reliving the crazy incident before. (thats another story)

this is how the brief conversation went during the traffic stop


cop- why were you going so fast?

me- I was keeping up with the flow of traffic.....

cop- but there wasnt a single car on the road..

me- I know, thats how far behind I was!


he laughed so freaking hard I thought the pudgy little guy was gonna die on me.

got off with a verbal warning and got home before the rain.

 

[Quo Fan]

cop- why were you going so fast?

me- I was keeping up with the flow of traffic.....

cop- but there wasnt a single car on the road..

me- I know, thats how far behind I was!

I've got to remember that for the next time I get pulled over.

 

[stevew]

as he walked up we recognized each other from another "incident" when he had to remove a female from my place.

was this the lady who received the breast donation?

 

[CBJ]

You are my hero.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

 

[gonefirefightin]

was this the lady who received the breast donation?

naw....some chic that rode with me back from ride the mountain (rally in big bear) she was fine for a few days but thought she would stay, turned pshyco, so I called the cops on her.

I told 911 that there was a very emotionally destraut woman in my place with acsess to loaded firearms..........I had 4 cars in the driveway in 5 min.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Was she a red head ? They're never boring.

 

[gonefirefightin]

Was she a red head ? They're never boring.

21 yr old brunette

 

[Serial Midget]

21 yr old brunette

You're on your way to being the creepy old man up the road...

 

[gonefirefightin]

You're on your way to being the creepy old man up the road...

its not my fault if I still look 25 and act like 17









besides....."you will never be old and wise if you never act young and crazy"

I want to be really old and super wise one day

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

21 yr old brunette

Ah, I can see why you threw that one back.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

naw....some chic that rode with me back from ride the mountain (rally in big bear) she was fine for a few days but thought she would stay, turned pshyco, so I called the cops on her.

[Leon Phelps]Yeah, that was nice but you gotsta go now.[/Leon Phelps]

 

[gonefirefightin]

Ah, I can see why you threw that one back.

I am a catch and release sportsman.....call me a conservationist!

 

[Pesqueeb]

What else aren't you telling us? I bet its awesome.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

So if I apply your standard I should be dating 17 year olds?

 

[gonefirefightin]

dirt

I am 36.....do the math

keep in mind you know the legal systems alot better than I do

 

[DirtMcGirk]

So you've got three years on me.
So 21 - 3 = 18, which makes everything LEGAL!

I like this math.

 

[gonefirefightin]

So you've got three years on me.
So 21 - 3 = 18, which makes everything LEGAL!

I like this math.

well, I did have a 20 yr old hanging out for several weeks...

 

[insanitylevel9]

Gone fire fightin you are the man!!!!

 

[big-ted]

Nice.

Reminds me of getting pulled over in a friend's sprinter doing 90 (ish) on the motorway in the uk. Vans are limited to 60 by law.

Female Police officer: "Do you know how fast you can go in this van, sir?"
Friend: "Oh, I dunno. I imagine it'll do 120 if I try hard enough"

She tried to give him a stern "I do not approve" look, but you could tell she was giggling inside.

 

[Westy]

Got pulled over doing 95 on my way back to school my freshman year. Cop asked me if I knew how fast I was going. The classy digital speedo in my '85 Thunderbird only went to 80. With a strong sense of sarcasm I argued it was impossible for me to go any faster. Officer asked me if he could search my car, I said no. He asked why not, I said it wasn't everyday that I could exercise my 4th amendment rights. He said I seemed like a good kid and let me rolled with a warning.

 

[JohnE]

One more reason that I want to party with you someday...

 

[DirtMcGirk]

What are your thoughts on a Tahoe or Vegas gathering of the "dirty monkey fest." Bikes, guns, booze, strip clubs, motorcycles.

 

[JohnE]

My wife would never let it happen...help me come up with a cover story.

 

[DirtyMike]

My thoughts are..... Damn we are going to get into trouble..... But If I can pull off the time from work I am in

 

[Fool]

I'm disappointed this story didn't end with a woman unzipping out of a man-cop suit and you banging her on the hood of the police cruiser.

 

[S.n.a.k.e.]

What are your thoughts on a Tahoe or Vegas gathering of the "dirty monkey fest." Bikes, guns, booze, strip clubs, motorcycles.

I'd find a way to attend that "conference".
It is a conference, right?

 

[DirtMcGirk]

"An elegant meeting of the minds in the desert to discuss any and all ramifications in a secure, family friendly conference surrounding..."

 

[rockofullr]

I'd find a way to attend that "conference".
It is a conference, right?

Sounds even better if its called a summit!

 

[gonefirefightin]

i'm in!

 

[DirtyMike]

Sweet... its going to be the Dirtiest ridemonkey members summit!!!

 

[DirtMcGirk]

We'll be in my old back yard. I'm all excited for this kind of stupid.

 

[SamLowel]

me- I was keeping up with the flow of traffic.....

LOL! love it! But brings up a huge question I've always had...if the rest of the traffic is speeding and your the lucky one to get pulled over, does that excuse really work?

 

[Secret Squirrel]

LOL! love it! But brings up a huge question I've always had...if the rest of the traffic is speeding and your the lucky one to get pulled over, does that excuse really work?

No.


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