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  1. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10349028/

     
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  2. johnbryanpeters

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    I have a bunch of bibles I don't use. Every once in a while I poke my nose in one and remind myself how boring a book can be.
     
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  3. Andyman_1970

    Andyman_1970 Turbo Monkey

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    Bibles for porn.............that's actually kind of funny..............
     
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  4. MudGrrl

    MudGrrl AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!

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    oh....I betcha G Funk would participate

    :D
     
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  5. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I'm gonna set up a table next to their's to trade porn for guns.
     
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  6. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    Is it bad to mention that I get turned on reading about Lot getting hammered and screwing around with his daughters?

    One of these days I want to make a biblically accurate porno film. PM me if you're interested in investing. I think it's a large untapped market out there...
     
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  7. airwalkrob

    airwalkrob Monkey

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    my favorite
     
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  8. Andyman_1970

    Andyman_1970 Turbo Monkey

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    Yes my son you need to repent and do 500 hail Mary's........:p
     
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  9. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    I don't know if that will work. I first heard the story in a confession booth from Fathe...um...never mind.
     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Hail Mary's - Don't they involve some sort of repetative hand movement?
     
  11. Andyman_1970

    Andyman_1970 Turbo Monkey

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    Isn't that how Penthouse letters start.............................LOL
     
  12. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I'm holding out for the bibles for sheep exchange.
     
  13. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    If you can get Lindsey Lohan to play both twins, I am in like Flint. :cool:
     
  14. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    both the pre-coke and post-coke lindsay?
     
  15. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    God damn I forgot about that, we will either need a time machine or a sammich' wagon.
     
  16. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    :drool:
     
  17. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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  18. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    After that movie came out, people thought that was the saying, but trust Stinkyboy on this one. It's attributed to some political campaign AND Errol Flynn for his ability to bag women rather easily.
     
  19. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    Sorry man, I am sticking by Derek Flint. Nobody scored like Flint.
     
  20. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    can i be jesus?
     
  21. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    He didn't get any action.

    Solomon is what I'm going to use for a sorta reverse gangbang. I just need to cast 300 wives and 700 concubines....
     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    That depends on which version you subsrcibe to. Dan Brown would disagree with you for a start :)
     
  23. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    maybe he was just too much of a player for the bible to handle. well you cant forget about mary magdalane or however her name is spelled.
     
  24. Andyman_1970

    Andyman_1970 Turbo Monkey

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    Let's not open that contextually vacant can of worms.........LOL
     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Surely you're not scared? :)
     
  26. Andyman_1970

    Andyman_1970 Turbo Monkey

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    Of Mr. Brown and his fiction...........nope not one bit...........
     
  27. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    I'm actually thinking about this. A quick google shows it hasn't been done, at least not the way I'm thinking about it.

    Ron Jeremy as King David? He plots to have Uriah killed, and then claims Bathsheeba with a little passionate anal sex? (I have to put an anal somewhere, right?)
     
  28. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    I think the stars must be aligning for you Silver. Here is your chance to do it!
     
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  30. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    I bid on that, but he'll only accept Western Union...and it doesn't come in rootbeer.
     
  31. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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  32. ghostrider

    ghostrider 7034 miles, still no custom title

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    Man, that would be sweet if you checked into a hotel and found a Playboy in the desk drawer of the Testaments.
     
  33. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Interesting. And interesting that they're actually GETTING a number of people looking to make this trade. It shows that there is a such thing as people holding less faith in their religion than the media is pushing the country to believe.
     
  34. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    Just knock over a guideon bible guy and you'll have porn forever.
     
  35. johnbryanpeters

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    I think you mean Gideons, there, mack...
     
  36. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    Don't you have some porn to oppress and not my typos......:dancing:
     
  37. johnbryanpeters

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    By my oppression you will be saved!