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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by DRB, Dec 6, 2005.
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I have a bunch of bibles I don't use. Every once in a while I poke my nose in one and remind myself how boring a book can be.
Bibles for porn.............that's actually kind of funny..............
oh....I betcha G Funk would participate
I'm gonna set up a table next to their's to trade porn for guns.
Is it bad to mention that I get turned on reading about Lot getting hammered and screwing around with his daughters?
One of these days I want to make a biblically accurate porno film. PM me if you're interested in investing. I think it's a large untapped market out there...
Yes my son you need to repent and do 500 hail Mary's........
I don't know if that will work. I first heard the story in a confession booth from Fathe...um...never mind.
Hail Mary's - Don't they involve some sort of repetative hand movement?
Isn't that how Penthouse letters start.............................LOL
I'm holding out for the bibles for sheep exchange.
If you can get Lindsey Lohan to play both twins, I am in like Flint.
both the pre-coke and post-coke lindsay?
God damn I forgot about that, we will either need a time machine or a sammich' wagon.
After that movie came out, people thought that was the saying, but trust Stinkyboy on this one. It's attributed to some political campaign AND Errol Flynn for his ability to bag women rather easily.
Sorry man, I am sticking by Derek Flint. Nobody scored like Flint.
can i be jesus?
He didn't get any action.
Solomon is what I'm going to use for a sorta reverse gangbang. I just need to cast 300 wives and 700 concubines....
That depends on which version you subsrcibe to. Dan Brown would disagree with you for a start
maybe he was just too much of a player for the bible to handle. well you cant forget about mary magdalane or however her name is spelled.
Let's not open that contextually vacant can of worms.........LOL
Surely you're not scared?
Of Mr. Brown and his fiction...........nope not one bit...........
I'm actually thinking about this. A quick google shows it hasn't been done, at least not the way I'm thinking about it.
Ron Jeremy as King David? He plots to have Uriah killed, and then claims Bathsheeba with a little passionate anal sex? (I have to put an anal somewhere, right?)
I think the stars must be aligning for you Silver. Here is your chance to do it!
The mormons won't know what to do when I take all the bibles they can give.
I bid on that, but he'll only accept Western Union...and it doesn't come in rootbeer.
Man, that would be sweet if you checked into a hotel and found a Playboy in the desk drawer of the Testaments.
Interesting. And interesting that they're actually GETTING a number of people looking to make this trade. It shows that there is a such thing as people holding less faith in their religion than the media is pushing the country to believe.
Just knock over a guideon bible guy and you'll have porn forever.
I think you mean Gideons, there, mack...
Don't you have some porn to oppress and not my typos......:dancing:
By my oppression you will be saved!