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Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
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Orange County, CA
Is it bad to mention that I get turned on reading about Lot getting hammered and screwing around with his daughters?

One of these days I want to make a biblically accurate porno film. PM me if you're interested in investing. I think it's a large untapped market out there...
 

Tenchiro

Attention K Mart Shoppers
Jul 19, 2002
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New England
Silver said:
Is it bad to mention that I get turned on reading about Lot getting hammered and screwing around with his daughters?

One of these days I want to make a biblically accurate porno film. PM me if you're interested in investing. I think it's a large untapped market out there...
If you can get Lindsey Lohan to play both twins, I am in like Flint. :cool:
 

Tenchiro

Attention K Mart Shoppers
Jul 19, 2002
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New England
stinkyboy said:
After that movie came out, people thought that was the saying, but trust Stinkyboy on this one. It's attributed to some political campaign AND Errol Flynn for his ability to bag women rather easily.
Sorry man, I am sticking by Derek Flint. Nobody scored like Flint.
 

skinny mike

Turbo Monkey
Jan 24, 2005
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Silver said:
Is it bad to mention that I get turned on reading about Lot getting hammered and screwing around with his daughters?

One of these days I want to make a biblically accurate porno film. PM me if you're interested in investing. I think it's a large untapped market out there...
can i be jesus?
 

skinny mike

Turbo Monkey
Jan 24, 2005
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Silver said:
He didn't get any action.
maybe he was just too much of a player for the bible to handle. well you cant forget about mary magdalane or however her name is spelled.
 

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
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Orange County, CA
I'm actually thinking about this. A quick google shows it hasn't been done, at least not the way I'm thinking about it.

Ron Jeremy as King David? He plots to have Uriah killed, and then claims Bathsheeba with a little passionate anal sex? (I have to put an anal somewhere, right?)
 

Tenchiro

Attention K Mart Shoppers
Jul 19, 2002
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New England
Silver said:
I'm actually thinking about this. A quick google shows it hasn't been done, at least not the way I'm thinking about it.

Ron Jeremy as King David? He plots to have Uriah killed, and then claims Bathsheeba with a little passionate anal sex? (I have to put an anal somewhere, right?)
I think the stars must be aligning for you Silver. Here is your chance to do it!
 

robdamanii

OMG! <3 Tom Brady!
May 2, 2005
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Out of my mind, back in a moment.
Interesting. And interesting that they're actually GETTING a number of people looking to make this trade. It shows that there is a such thing as people holding less faith in their religion than the media is pushing the country to believe.