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LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
when can we stop saying "email" or "website" in contact info (eg. business cards, marketing materials, press releases)?

I mean, how many people don't know that "@" means the info is an email or "www.--.com" isn't a URL?
 

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
15,187
1
¡Phoenix!
Way, way back when in art school, I did a project that listed a phone number as: 555.555.5555 instead of (555) 555-5555, and my instructor threatened to fail my project unless I change it back as "no one would understand it."

:bonk:
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
Way, way back when in art school, I did a project that listed a phone number as: 555.555.5555 instead of (555) 555-5555, and my instructor threatened to fail my project unless I change it back as "no one would understand it."

:bonk:
wow, I might have complained to the Dean of the School about that instructor.
 

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
15,187
1
¡Phoenix!
wow, I might have complained to the Dean of the School about that instructor.
This was 1985ish working on a Mac 512k. The dots hadn't really come into play.

I had a painting instructor who would fail you if you used purple in a painting and she thought Salvador Dali was a hack. :clue:
 

golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
7,340
41
Deep in the Jungles of Oklahoma
when can we stop saying "email" or "website" in contact info (eg. business cards, marketing materials, press releases)?

I mean, how many people don't know that "@" means the info is an email or "www.--.com" isn't a URL?
I never put "WEBSITE: www.stupidpeople.com", hell I dont even put the "www" anymore... and I usually integrate the website in the design somehow instead of listing it with contact info. I do tend to put "email: ppl@stupidppl.com" because it's listed by all the contact info like so: "Phone: 555.555.5555, FAX: 555.555.5555, Mobile: 555.555.5555, email: 5@5555.com"

Anyway. Meh.
 

firetoole

duch bag
Nov 19, 2004
1,910
0
Wooo Tulips!!!!
This was 1985ish working on a Mac 512k. The dots hadn't really come into play.

I had a painting instructor who would fail you if you used purple in a painting and she thought Salvador Dali was a hack. :clue:
that is outragious I'd hate to ask what she thinks of M.C. Escher (< sp?)
 

golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
7,340
41
Deep in the Jungles of Oklahoma
Way, way back when in art school, I did a project that listed a phone number as: 555.555.5555 instead of (555) 555-5555, and my instructor threatened to fail my project unless I change it back as "no one would understand it."

:bonk:
Thats stupid... to flunk someone over something as "opinion based" as that, I would have told him to flunk me then but only after making him explain, without using the word "proper", why his way was superior in terms of communication...
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
I never put "WEBSITE: www.stupidpeople.com", hell I dont even put the "www" anymore... and I usually integrate the website in the design somehow instead of listing it with contact info. I do tend to put "email: ppl@stupidppl.com" because it's listed by all the contact info like so: "Phone: 555.555.5555, FAX: 555.555.5555, Mobile: 555.555.5555, email: 5@5555.com"

Anyway. Meh.
agreed about putting "email" if all the other contact info is similarly labeled.

This was 1985ish working on a Mac 512k. The dots hadn't really come into play.

I had a painting instructor who would fail you if you used purple in a painting and she thought Salvador Dali was a hack. :clue:
Dude, you're old!

But I started learning on a Mac 128k with a beta version of PageMaker 1 :D Ahhh, geek eFighting ;)
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
I've seen it as:

soandsoATsuchansuchDOTCOM

and

TRIPLEWDOTsuchandsuchDOTCOM


Ghey.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
I had a painting instructor who would fail you if you used purple in a painting and she thought Salvador Dali was a hack. :clue:
Fvck that. Nothing but portraits of Prince with bare trees and melting clocks in the background all year long.
 

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
9,207
2,728
Central Florida
Another graphic design irritant:
They don't know what they want, but they know what they don't want when they see it. "I wanted something more (random descriptive word here.)" Then why didn't you say that before you $#@& idiot?
 

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
15,187
1
¡Phoenix!
ouch.
FYI, my specialty is corporate materials :blah:
No shame in BC design. If you're typesetting names into shells all day is one thing but having a nice budget for a tasty stationary system with some custom dies and impressive processes gets me all tingly.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
No shame in BC design. If you're typesetting names into shells all day is one thing but having a nice budget for a tasty stationary system with some custom dies and impressive processes gets me all tingly.
me too.

wanna meet in a design forum and talk all dirty about metallic inks, trapping, and spot varnish?

:D
 

pnj

Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings
Aug 14, 2002
4,696
40
seattle
the last place worked, the general manager INSISTED we put things like, "Click to..." on every damm button or link.......
 

Nobody

Danforth Kitchen Whore
Sep 5, 2001
1,511
58
Toronto
Way, way back when in art school, I did a project that listed a phone number as: 555.555.5555 instead of (555) 555-5555, and my instructor threatened to fail my project unless I change it back as "no one would understand it."

:bonk:
Say this to yourself [to help with the angst] in a Dalek voice:

"You will be ex-ter-min-ated!"

You'll feel better. Besides, not only is that guy so f'n wrong, he's probably making a 1/3rd of your own wage as a useless art school instructor!

yes!