[Damn True]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/34118726.html

 

[mack]

damn true.

 

[DamienC]

Upon stepping into the office this morning, I had two different people remind me what day it is. “It’s Friday” they spouted, as if they had just unveiled some hidden truth about life……no **** it’s Friday, believe it or not I have a vague understanding of the passing of time, and keep myself moderately aware of what day in the week it is. But thanks anyway, lest I forgot and had the horrible misfortune of thinking it was Thursday. Could you imagine? The horror.

Exactly. This grates on my ears like nothing else when every week some dolt spews with a sigh, "well...it's Friday." Wow - just like last week around this time. Imagine that. :nuts:

"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."

 

[mack]

i hope i never get a job like that. as if i dont deal with enough idiots at school already.

 

[.:Jeenyus:.]

I took a **** in the uni-sex bathroom, and what ensued was an anal-philharmonic, led by yours truly, in which the entire office was privy to every fart, grunt, and bowel-related sound effect I had to offer. I felt like taking a bow when I got out, possibly chugging some coffee and going in for an encore. So no, it’s not uni-sex, it’s a girl’s room. You might as well stick a huge tampon on the door with a note reading “No Y Chromosomes allowed.” Oh, and Regina…I salute your utter shamelessness when it comes to ****ting. I’ve never, ever seen a women carry the paper under arm when she walks into the bathroom. Bra-****ing-O my girl. Truly, classic stuff.

ahahahahahahahahaha

 

[berkshire_rider]

Classic. I wonder how much of his workday he used to type that up.

Here's another

 

[punkassean]

long read but well worth every word!

That guy should quit his corporate job and become a satire writer. Of course then he'd run out of new material.

He thinks he's got a bad restroom sitch, I just took a dump in a pitch-black porty potty in our parking lot since we are undergoing renovations. How are you supposed to know when to stop wiping if it's pitch black? Anyway, I gotta go my ass itches.