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Great News From the Catholic Church-Only 1 in 20 Priests Fvck Kids...

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
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Well, actually, they claim the number is between 1 and 5%. As an aside, have you ever gotten bad news from someone in percentage form? You can usually throw out the lower number, and start at the upper one and go from there...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/28/sex-abuse-religion-vatican

But don't worry, the Protestants and those dirty, dirty Jews do it too. So it's ok! And really, it's not pedophiles it's faggots and those sexy sexy teen boys:

"Of all priests involved in the abuses, 80 to 90% belong to this sexual orientation minority which is sexually engaged with adolescent boys between the ages of 11 and 17."

So, to cap it off: It's not that bad. It's the fags. The heebs touch little kids too. Keep giving us money to keep that old queen from Germany in his Prada clown shoes. Don't call a priest who fvcks an 11 year old a pedophile.

Then there is this statement:

The statement concluded: "As the Catholic church has been busy cleaning its own house, it would be good if other institutions and authorities, where the major part of abuses are reported, could do the same and inform the media about it."

Bernard Law wrote that, I hear...
 

Andyman_1970

Turbo Monkey
Apr 4, 2003
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The Natural State
Wow instead of being repentant and admiting there is a problem the Holy See comes out swinging.....me thinks they doth protest too much..........also last time I checked the Church (as in Catholic) deems homosexuality a sin just like being a pedo.....sin is a sin dude.

Rabbi Joseph Potasnik, head of the New York Board of Rabbis, said: "Comparative tragedy is a dangerous path on which to travel. All of us need to look within our own communities. Child abuse is sinful and shameful and we must expel them immediately from our midst."
Well said Rabbi.......

The Ryan Report, published last May, revealed that beatings and humiliation by nuns and priests were common at institutions that held up to 30,000 children. A nine-year investigation found that Catholic priests and nuns for decades terrorised thousands of boys and girls, while government inspectors failed to stop the abuse.
I'm sure after a few hail Mary's everything was right with these nuns / priests and Jesus.........