Great story from TheMontashu

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  1. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    Loren was went insane today and rode Pacifica, Joaquin Miller, and a very illegal DH trail in the Bay Area.

    He was rolling down this very illegal trail when some trail nazi jumps out and grabs his handlebars, telling Loren that he is taking his bike for riding illegally. As he goes to grab Loren's arm, Loren responses by punching the trail nazi in the mouth with his carbon-knuckled Fortress glove, knocking the guy on his ass.

    The trail nazi gets back up, grabs Loren's bike again, and tells him that "you are coming in with me". Loren responses again with a punch in the mouth, which this time the guy just wanders off, probably to stop the bleeding.
     

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    While we don't condone poaching, the story has merit...
     
  3. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    no sh!t... always wear your gloves!
     
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    damn straight... fvck the haters
     
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    trail nazis? are you kidding me?!
     
  6. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Yeah, I'm thinking the average trail nazi wouldn't be saying 'you're coming with me'. I'd be expecting a summons or something soon, haha.
     
  7. dump

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    Hmm...

    I don't think this behavior will help your cause on this trail. I can only imagine it'll escalate things just like you did. Wacko trail nazis.
     
  8. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    Trail Nazi made one Huge mistake , Never ever touch the person or there property, the second they touched him it became self defense.
     
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    BadDNA hophead

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    Note what I look like, report whatever you want to the proper authorities, but unless you've got a badge and have read me my rights, keep your paws off of me and my stuff.
     
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    I hope someone in our local woods does that to me on one of our trails of questionable legality. Thats real great though
     
  11. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    It's pretty much a lost cause out there anyway. I only hope the nazi was Mike Vandeman. He really needs a punch in the mouth.