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Greatest human invention in history........

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Kopiklokoli said:
You're actually the greatest evolutionary mistake in history...
It's amazing how much I like NoCal for the nature and how little I like it for the people. :think:
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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rideit said:
You obviously need to practice your foreplay.
You got the wrong idea.

A six pack and a bottle of Replens. What do you need a woman for?

:)
 

Craw

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Mar 17, 2002
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kinghami3 said:
Damn, those sound nice. Does it wash you as well?
It does, it also offers a button that activates a flush sound in case you're making a lot of noise pooping, and a button called "Powerful Deodorizer"

It's basically the king of all toilets. What's great is that the heated seat feels real nice, not like a warm seat after someone has sat in it, but a real nice comfortable feeling.

I might use it now in fact....