[DirtMcGirk]

Emails from an Asshole....


This guy is even better than my emails to dirty hippies last year.

You don't have to **** in the sink, it is just an option. You can also **** out the window, or **** in a bucket next to the window and dump it out the window. There is an Indian restaurant that backs up to the alley, so it already smells like **** down there.

At least come over and try my raft before you decide that sleeping in a pool is a bad thing. I'll even throw in a couple of pool noodles for free.

I think I've found my true calling.

Edit:

This guy even replied to that same hippy email that I did!
Darby Vegan house

 

[jdcamb]

Emails from an Asshole....


This guy is even better than my emails to dirty hippies last year.



I think I've found my true calling.

Edit:

This guy even replied to that same hippy email that I did!
Darby Vegan house

Phugging amateurs

 

[Beef Supreme]

This site just reminds me how un-clever I am.

My personal fav.

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=97

 

[DirtMcGirk]

This site just reminds me how un-clever I am.

My personal fav.

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=97

Nothing can beat this line:

I wouldn't consider it "abusing" the collections. I would consider it a small investment to boost donations in the long run. You will get a ****load more donations if people knew it was going for a good cause, like a HD projector and recliners for the games on Sunday. I would much rather donate for that instead of having my donation money used in an out-of-court settlement for a child molestation lawsuit.

 

[DirtyMike]

Thank you asshole..... Now I will be sitting here reading this **** for the next three or four days...... I love it!!!!

 

[Da Peach]

I would have thought this one would have appealed...

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

 

[drkenan]

That dude is definitely master troll. I've been reading that site for awhile...this one is classic: http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=76.

How about we call them the Barely Legal Little Leaguers? I would include a free copy of our Super Sluts Slurping Loads DVD for every parent that attends the game. The DVD features over 3 hours of sluts with hilarious outtakes and alternate endings. I could even have a few of our stars come out and mud wrestle during the 7th inning stretch. I think it could pull in a lot more of an audience for your little league.

 

[drkenan]

Another classic...

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=53

 

[Straya]

I prefer http://www.27bslash6.com/. Not quite as overt and crude in the trolling.

 

[stevew]

lacking lulz.

 

[Westy]

I prefer http://www.27bslash6.com/. Not quite as overt and crude in the trolling.

We are in agreeance.

 

[Da Peach]

Actually, I just had a thought, how awesome would it be if I arrived ‘through’ the window like a real ninja. We should definitely do that. I just measured the distance between our balconies and I should be able to jump it. I once leaped across a creek that was over five metres wide and almost made it.

Still laughing.

 

[DirtyMike]

Im still readin these things....