[Instigatr]

Can't read the sign, so, I'll make it up:

1. no riding uphill
2. No riding over groms
3. Look out below.
4. The ladies must ride topless
5. If you crash on this trail, we award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
6. Cautions! Speed bumps ahead!

 

[jonKranked]

I'll add...

7. Don't tail tap groms on the helmets when jumping over them.

 

[crushallcakes]

8. Don't laugh too hard at me when I find a way to bite it somewhere in the middle.

 

[Timekiller]

Web definitions for pin it
To go full throttle, pin it wide open. "Coming out of the last corner, I just pinned it and won."

 

[jerseydirt]

all the guys with the hot girl friends must make their girlfriends ride greenhorn under instagatr's rules!!

 

[bobushka king]

First rule of Greenhorn, there are no rules.....


except for the part about laies having to take off their tops and maybe having to chug a beer before and after each run

 

[jerseydirt]

yeah sounds about right there should be one of those competitions of who can hold the most beer with out spilling and you have to go down the greenhorn trail

 

[Timekiller]

yeah sounds about right there should be one of those competitions of who can hold the most beer with out spilling and you have to go down the greenhorn trail

ohhh... the Black Label "six pack"

 

[Timekiller]

and there shall be tall bike jousting on greenhorn...

 

[yuroshek]

i really dont understand that pic. first off the "girl" is not wearing shoes or armor. the dude is full out in armor. the chick is doin a wheelie into the guy but yet looks like she is going to flip? while the dudes joust is outta his arms......

 

[road2nowhere]

the chick is ripped and almost looks like a man. and the guy is falling over.

 

[jerseydirt]

yeah shes tarzan

 

[road2nowhere]

im not gonna lie tho those frames/bikes look pretty custom. check out the one the chick is on, it still has a cassette on! haha

 

[AtomikMan]

I'm not so sure that's a chick..........and it looks like someone else's hand (from the crowd?) is on the bars. Then, the dude's bike, looks like it doesn't even have handlebars?

 

[Ironjunk]

 

[DownCycles_Stef]

First rule of Greenhorn, there are no rules.....


except for the part about laies having to take off their tops and maybe having to chug a beer before and after each run

Wrong.

First Rule of Greenhorn: You do not talk about Greenhorn.
Second Rule of Greenhorn: You DO NOT talk about Greenhorn.
Third Rule of Greenhorn: If someone stops, goes limp or their helmet flies off, they are a grom.
Fourth Rule of Greenhorn: One guy to a jump.
Fifth Rule of Greenhorn: Any number of guys in a train down Greenhorn.
Sixth Rule of Greenhorn: No whining, no complaining.
Seventh Rule of Greenhorn: Jump sessions will go on as long as they have to.
Eighth Rule of Greenhorn: If this is your first time riding DH, you must ride Greenhorn.

 

[konarider1283]

Wrong.

First Rule of Greenhorn: You do not talk about Greenhorn.
Second Rule of Greenhorn: You DO NOT talk about Greenhorn.
Third Rule of Greenhorn: If someone stops, goes limp or their helmet flies off, they are a grom.
Fourth Rule of Greenhorn: One guy to a jump.
Fifth Rule of Greenhorn: Any number of guys in a train down Greenhorn.
Sixth Rule of Greenhorn: No whining, no complaining.
Seventh Rule of Greenhorn: Jump sessions will go on as long as they have to.
Eighth Rule of Greenhorn: If this is your first time riding DH, you must ride Greenhorn.

he got the right set of rules :biggrin:

 

[bmxracer62]

i was the first one on the lift at nine o-clock and got off and was the first person to go down greenhorn, nothing special though. it will be super fast when its dry though.

 

[IAMAPRO]

it will be super fast when its dry though.

 

[bmxracer62]

pedalling required, but fast.

 

[WhoRyder]

i was the first one on the lift at nine o-clock and got off and was the first person to go down greenhorn, nothing special though. it will be super fast when its dry though.

Dude....... lol you were second behind David Tufino and he was the first on the lift and the first on Greenhorn (you took the lead midway), but you were the first down the mountain...