We're kicking off the 2024 Secret Santa! Exchange gifts with other monkeys - from beer and snacks, to bike gear, to custom machined holiday decorations and tools by our more talented members, there's something for everyone.
Fluff, you better start some fights, and kick in some teeth with your steel toed Doc Martens. You're in Germany for the WORLD CUP fer chrissakes! Get drunk and wrap your flag around yourself while lighting couches on fire in the streets (Do they have couches in Germany?)!!!!
Hey give me some credit - I ordered the Franzsikannerzdreireicharyan Kristallnacht from room service (along with the Hilton Burger, Mediterranean salad and Creme Brulee). I'm just using the mini-bar to keep it cool (and hunting for a bottle opener that turned out to be strategically hidden right on top of it).
It's getting better by the swallow, btw. I could almost live on this stuff.
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